Everyone has done it..........excpet me.

I`ve never been scuba diving.

i bet that would be awesome.

oh its supposed to be something everyone else has done. Well then.

i`ve never snuck into a movie.

"I'm Sorry" by King Missile

No, I never was in Vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree

I never did become an exotic dancer
Or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a horsefly

In a way I suppose you could say
My experience is quite limited, for example
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a brrom closet
While singing Waltzing Matilda

I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate

Who kept picking his teeth with a bowie knife
To distract me while his parrot looked over my shoulder
And told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code
Involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties

I never bought a lamp, wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought Lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album

I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, light bulbs and lettuce, and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap
And found the Everly brothers in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage

I'm sorry I stole the radio, I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President, I did it
It was my fault, I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

I've never seen star wars, the original...or the cartoons or anything. No interest really but this baffles people...

Never been skinny dipping. (even though I have been nude on the beach.....just never made it to the water :laugh: )
It's definitely still on my to do list! Seems like everyone I know has done this and cannot believe that I haven't.

I'd trip myself.

:blushing:

I've never been snowboarding. Not a big deal except that I've lived in Colorado for 22 years.

I never saw The Sound of music either.

Um...seems like everyone did/does weed but me :laugh:

My friends have, I have been around them "I did not inhale". :noway:

I have never watched Harry Potter or read any of the books! *sarcastic gasp*

Me either, but I am going to ride his roller coaster when I got to Orlando.

I've never had ranch or blue cheese dressings. I probably never will
I've never been in a car accident
I've never won money randomly (gambling, keno, race track)
I've never enjoyed watching sports on television. I like them in person though
I've never gone hunting

I have never been able to say no to that next drink or shot. Once I start drinking I only stop if the bar closes or my husband drags me off to bed. :blushing:

I have never sat through the Godfather!!! I know all men are cringing. But honestly what on earth is the big deal??????

I have never broken a bone or gotten stitches.

i have never got a pedicure. I hate my feet being touched. Even when my husband touches them under the blankets i freak.

That made me laugh. :laugh:

I've had pedicures, but I don't like hubby's gnarly feet touching mine either. :laugh:

A lot of women I know have gotten something other than their eyebrows waxed....I've never!

The eyebrows hurt enough...i couldn't imagine the legs, pits, etc.

Yeoooowch!

I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies, and I don't think I ever will.

Same here. :smokin:

Ya'll have been seriously deprived. Watch them!!!

I have never read Harry Potter, broken a bone, dated in High school, haggled over the price of a car (I just bought my dad's); been to an all inclusive resort (I so want to... one of those ones with the bar in the pool.... )