Who do you blame for gaining weight??
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I blame the inventors of flavored vodka... and pizza hut. But I particularly blame my mother and father for having the sexy time that caused my birth. Now I just drink unflavored vodka. I'm still waiting on them to invent low cal, low carb pizza that doesn't suck.0
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Ex-boyfriends... Its all their fault...0
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I blame - IN-N-OUT burgers, French fries, chips, wings, Chinese food, pizza, pasta, bread, wine, deliveries, food commercials, ice cream, chocolate, cake etc but most importantly (not) my self!0
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I blame the inventors of flavored vodka... and pizza hut. But I particularly blame my mother and father for having the sexy time that caused my birth. Now I just drink unflavored vodka. I'm still waiting on them to invent low cal, low carb pizza that doesn't suck.
I have friends who put crystal light or Mio in their unflavored vodka.
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I blame me.0
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Other than myself 99.9%....I blame freakin' donuts!0
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Busy lifestyle. Full time job. Kids. House. Did not make any "me" time to get my *kitten* in the gym. Also poor eating habits... I'm Italian.. so.. pasta.. pasta... pasta.0
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farmgirlrrt wrote: »I blame the inventors of flavored vodka... and pizza hut. But I particularly blame my mother and father for having the sexy time that caused my birth. Now I just drink unflavored vodka. I'm still waiting on them to invent low cal, low carb pizza that doesn't suck.
I have friends who put crystal light or Mio in their unflavored vodka.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! That's brilliant!0 -
My dad, for eating like a man (and me for copying him!). Also crescent rolls and Mt. Dew.0
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The IRS - if the darned tax code weren't so complicated, I'd be at my desk less and outside moving more!0
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The Spanish Inquisition
I never expected it.0 -
Myself. The only right answer.0
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DevSanchez wrote: »Myself. The only right answer.
Also the least fun answer.0 -
My ankle. Breaking it made me gain 60lbs even after I was back walking again. And it also caused me to gain 20lbs BEFORE I broke it. See? I deal strictly with reality.0
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farmgirlrrt wrote: »I blame the inventors of flavored vodka... and pizza hut. But I particularly blame my mother and father for having the sexy time that caused my birth. Now I just drink unflavored vodka. I'm still waiting on them to invent low cal, low carb pizza that doesn't suck.
I have friends who put crystal light or Mio in their unflavored vodka.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! That's brilliant!
My friends seem to enjoy it ;-)
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Just to digress a bit... it amazes me how some folks just don't "get" sarcasm and parody. Sad.0
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me for not making the connection that eating the same amount of food that I ate while training 3-4x/week in ice hockey + games at the weekend would make me get fat after I stopped playing, even though I have a degree in human sciences.
I really, truly, cannot blame anyone but myself, not even as a joke. Really, I can't.
Also, I don't like the whole blame mentality anyway. I'd rather see it like identifying the cause of a problem and taking appropriate steps to fix it. No need for blaming. Just a need for workable solutions. (But this thread is funny so it doesn't count as actual blaming)
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