Why did you dump the person above you?
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His beard tickled (that was too easy)0
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He was too ticklish! I couldn't even rub my beard on him without him crackin up!
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I complained that the hair on her legs felt like a beard.0
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He complained all the time0
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He was too boring0
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she wouldn't take her hat off indoors0
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She thought my hair was a hat!0
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We had a big argument over who owned what lipstick...0
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She caught me wearing her lipstick. It was for Halloween, I swear!0
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I didn't, he dumped me0
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She was still caught up in her ex0
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She never sent me perverted PMs0
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He found out I also have a beard0
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Don't cross the beards! Total protonic reversal.0
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Beard cooties!0
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Yet another who had a problem with my beard!0
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I was eating Mc Donalds in the shower when I am.suppose to be healthy0
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McDonalds0
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he kept repeating things and it confused me0
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Our kids didn't get along.0
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RunningForBeers wrote: »She got mad when I told her I didn't want to see her collection of dirty old man sexts.
You never listen to me!0 -
He would ditch me with his kids, and say it's because "they liked me"0
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there were just too many kids between the 2 of us0
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She broke me0
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We only had a studio apartment and 20 kids!0
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She didn't like my kids0
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he never told me they were his kids, I thought hey were the neighbor kids, I wondered why they always wanted me to feed them and spend time with them!0
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i loved his kids.
just didnt like them chasing me with swords.0 -
She killed a hobo0
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He thought I murdered hobo's totally delussional!0
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