Why did the person above you dump you?

DenDweller · October 2014

I said "Tomato", she said "Ummm, that's a watermelon, knucklehead." Let's call the whole thing off.

cklbrown · October 2014

I don't eat tomatoes

jennyhoon · October 2014

I swear too much!!

That1Chick_Brit · October 2014

I didnt swear enough

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

I cursed like a Truck Driver!

territhefrog · October 2014

I cursed like a sailor.

Misshodge64 · October 2014

Let the dog loose

territhefrog · October 2014

She stepped in dog poo.....it was in the yard. She should have been wearing shoes.

ShaeDetermined · October 2014

she put the dog's needs before mine

TheBeerRunner · October 2014

She got pissed that I kept taking her eyeliner.

ShaeDetermined · October 2014

dude! really?!

he wouldnt share his beer

TheBeerRunner · October 2014

Once upon a time... lol

She got tired of me drinking so much beer.

Spnneil06 · October 2014

He hated the Giants and had a thing for my mom!

RunnerStephe · October 2014

I liked her mom! LOL!!

Spnneil06 · October 2014

My mom stole his heart!

jacques57 · October 2014

I was too old and ... unconventional.

Spnneil06 · October 2014

he was worried about age

MaxPower0102 · October 2014

Because I laughed when Simba's Dad died in Lion King.

Spnneil06 · October 2014

he would laugh at inappropriate times!

jacques57 · October 2014

I thought Rodeo meant a Street in Hollywood.

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