Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... driving all over my yard. "You kids get off my lawn!"

    Driving that train, high on...
  • harrybeanbag666
    harrybeanbag666 Posts: 140
    ... Gas Fumes

    When in doubt, whip it out, I got me a...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ...listing on sexual offenders registry.

    Give me one reason to stay here....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    you're the baby daddy

    Give me one......
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Ambien so I can sleep.

    In the big country...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    it's hard to find a wi-fi hot spot.

    Don't worry about a thing, because every little thing...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    .....Gonna be screwed up anyway!

    Don't stop..................old on to that.............................
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Booty.

    She's a beauty, she's
  • refuseresist
    refuseresist Posts: 934 Member
    a horse

    God gave rock and roll ..
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    a 7/10 on X-factor.

    Every freakin night .....
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    ...I sneak into people's houses and rearrange their vegetable crisper.


    I got the magic in me, everything I touch it....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    to should be imediately decontaminated whilst wearing full bio-hazard gear.

    On the wings of.....
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    ...A majestic Pegasus, that has the face of John Goodman.

    Goodbye, yellow brick road. Where the dogs of society...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ..leave their droppings, that's why it's not yellow anymore, more of a brownish green.

    I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told. I have...
  • misslazo718
    misslazo718 Posts: 124 Member
    genital warts.

    "Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, to keep me from...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    ...devouring that pepperoni pizza.

    He's going the distance, he's going for...
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
    his 5k time record.

    A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're--
  • harrybeanbag666
    harrybeanbag666 Posts: 140
    Pee on your fire hydrant.

    One bourbon, one scotch and one...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    hell of a bar tab.

    I would do anything for love, but...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ...don't expect me to like your mother, she's a witch.

    How lucky can one guy be, I kissed her and she....

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