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Mangle a Song Lyric
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...and I can't get up!
Home on the range, where...0 -
the hippopotamuses roam and the eyes are all glassy all day.
Big wheel keep on turnin'. Proud....0 -
Skull.
I wear my sunglasses at....0 -
... Walmart so I can check out small kitchen appliances without my wife noticing
I wake every morning and I step...0 -
...onto a really cold floor, maybe I should get an area rug.
Today, while the blossoms still cling to the vine, I'll...0 -
let you get yours, if you'll let me get mine.
Do you have the time, to listen to me...0 -
Another plate of Buffalo wings...!
'Scuse me while I light my spliff, Oh Lord I want to take a.....0 -
....Toke from my Doobie!
Everybody needs somebody to................0 -
A clean kitchen.
Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me
I'm living.......0 -
...in a van...down by the river
Voulez-vous coucher avec...0 -
..mon chien. Elle est tres belle.
Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo Cause tonight....0 -
I'm gonna see my Cheerios.
S'cuse me while I kiss...0 -
...this pie
I've got a lovely bunch of...0 -
....Coco puffs, there they are all standing in my bowl!
...and don't it make my brown eyes ................0 -
...tear up like I'm dicing onions
Hey Jude, don't make it bad...Take a sad song and...
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...pluck some feathers.
There's a red house over yonder, that's where my ...0 -
grandma bakes me cookies.
I'm going out tonight, feelin alright, gonna ....0 -
get my groove on.
I can feel the animal inside. My.....0 -
... inner squirrel just Hey look! a nut!
Why can't this be...0 -
a winning lottery ticket!
Take these ribbons from my...0 -
stash of craft supplies. I really have far too many.
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be...0 -
really embarrased friend. That's why I keep doing the things I do.
The Humpty Dance is the way....0 -
... most people can tell when I've been drinking.
Can't get enough of your...0 -
Pina Coladas...
We got married in a fever, hotter than a....0 -
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someone's true desire.
I hear the birds singing now my alarm's....0 -
tossed across the room.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time...0 -
ain't Cajun.
Baby Imma want you. Baby Imma need...0 -
bus fare because I don't have a car.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by a...0 -
a smoothie criminal
One little, two little, three little...0
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