Why did the person above you dump you?

He didn't appreciate the jokes I made about his terrapins.

I wouldn't become a Blonde!

I do have a leg fetish

I painted his toe nails when he was sleeping

I waxed her bikini area when she was sleeping. I never heard anybody yell like that! ;p

I was of no use after my "area" was waxed

because she DIDN'T wax her bikini line

I found a razor!

I was a Red head!