WORST movie you have ever seen?

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  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Cloud Atlas and Noah......the worst two movies I have ever seen.....I only made it through an hour of Cloud Atlas....I could not follow that movie to save my life....

    Ugh. Cloud Atlas. It was like watching Forrest Gump trying to talk jive.

  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
    Shaknado is the worst movie, but it absolutely has to be seen by every human being on the earth because it's awesome, in a horribly ridiculously bad way.

    I haven't seen Sharknado. I'm trying to go my whole life without seeing it.
  • SteampunkSongbird
    SteampunkSongbird Posts: 826 Member
    Blade Trinity. Every cringe-worthy line of dialogue (that would be all of it) just grated in my skull like I had a head full of feral cats fighting, I could barely sit still in my seat due to how desperate I was to get away from it. I still can't believe I actually sat through the whole thing without getting a migraine from how awful it was.
  • dfranch
    dfranch Posts: 207 Member
    The Ex with Zach Branff

    You mean any movie with Zach Braff right? Garden State was awful!
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    Dinoshark
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    mojohowitz wrote: »
    Cloud Atlas and Noah......the worst two movies I have ever seen.....I only made it through an hour of Cloud Atlas....I could not follow that movie to save my life....

    Ugh. Cloud Atlas. It was like watching Forrest Gump trying to talk jive.

    My husband didn't get far, either -- maybe like 5 minutes.

    I struggled through it...it really does get better and I rated it 4/5.
  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
    a weird cowboy movie where uma thurman pleasures herself with a weird thumb?

    LOL. That was Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. I didn't see the movie, but I read the book. Classic Tom Robbins. She was a model who had really big thumbs. She even had a fling with Jack Kerouac who was jealous of her ability to hitch rides with her really big thumbs.

    Tom Robbins books (and I'm sure this extends to the movies) are really just wacky stories that I think he writes to amuse us while providing him the opportunity to make social commentary.

    My favorite Tom book is Jitterbug Perfume.

    I JUST HIJACKED A MOVIE THREAD AND MADE IT BE ABOUT BOOKS! hahaha
  • dfranch
    dfranch Posts: 207 Member
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    Vanilla Sky
    District 9
    I agree about Vanila Sky. The biggest problem with District 9 was that they saved all the action until the end. The last maybe 15 minutes were pretty awsome, but the rest was pretty boring.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    HeyItsBrad wrote: »
    Fargo
    Red 2
    Over the top (couldn't get through a quarter of it)
    White Oleander

    I like Fargo! LOL!
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    I would break-up with some of you based off the movies you think were "the worse ever".

    I would have to agree with you.

  • horndave
    horndave Posts: 565
    The American. OMG that was so bad.
  • horndave wrote: »
    The American. OMG that was so bad.

    I didn't even make it halfway through!
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    After watching all of Punch Drunk Love, I can now stop watching movies after 10 minutes.
  • Springbreakers
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Miss_1999 wrote: »
    mygnsac wrote: »
    I'm sure I have lots more, but these come to mind...

    Pretty much any Elvis Presley movie.
    Kill Bill
    Grease II
    Jaw 3-D
    Desperately Seeking Susan
    Shanghai Surprise
    Body of Evidence
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    Twins
    Sargent Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band (music good, movie bad)

    NOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!

    Desperately Seeking Susan is seriously like one of the GREATEST movies EVER!!!! I saw that movie the for the first time when I was 8 years old, and absolutely tortured my mom and her best friend with it for many, many years- watching it over, and over, and over again. To this day, I will STILL watch it any time I see it on. Love.

    Ha! I think I was in my early 20s when it first came out, and I remember liking it then, but I saw it again recently and was like, what was I thinking back then?!

  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    Life of Pi......snoozers!!!
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    The Life of Brian. Just not funny.

    That human centipede horor movie. I can't finish it. It was stomach churning and horribly disgusting.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    This was a contender!
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  • The Counselor
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    it was sooooo bad
  • Snip8241
    Snip8241 Posts: 767 Member
    Like water for chocolate.

    Just bad.
  • BrianaF311
    BrianaF311 Posts: 47 Member
    Paranormal Activity, I laughed through the whole movie..
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    The Room
  • mallorytravels
    mallorytravels Posts: 86 Member
    28 Days Later. Terrible!!!
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    "Enough" Jennifer Lopez, hands down.
  • Kiwi_Made
    Kiwi_Made Posts: 101 Member
    Transformers 2 3 and 4 collectively.
  • Laughter_Girl
    Laughter_Girl Posts: 2,226 Member
    • Dumb & Dumber (I wanted a refund, and I saw the movie at the $1 theatre.)
    • Napoleon Dynamite
        Shame on ValGogo. "Enough" has some awesome scenes that I absolutely love watching. :D
  • Kiwi_Made
    Kiwi_Made Posts: 101 Member
    Blade Trinity. Every cringe-worthy line of dialogue (that would be all of it) just grated in my skull like I had a head full of feral cats fighting, I could barely sit still in my seat due to how desperate I was to get away from it. I still can't believe I actually sat through the whole thing without getting a migraine from how awful it was.

    Wesley Snipes sued the studo over that one lol.
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" was insufferable. Poor Peter Frampton never recovered from the debacle.

    M. Night's movie "The Village" was terrible.

    "Heaven's Gate" is widely considered on of the worst films ever made. I cannot understand why. I've seen the restored director's cut and its excellent (though a little long).

    I could not sit through "Mommie Dearest." "Jaws: The Revenge" was unbelievably bad, but I just have to believe it was that bad on purpose. The same can be said for "Con Air" and "Armageddon."

    Movies considered good that I did not like include "Terms of Endearment," "Gladiator" and "Braveheart."

    And I absolutely loved "Blair Witch Project."
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    Of the movies I've made all the way through I'll go with "The Last Airbender" and "Wild, Wild, West"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Here's another Winner! ;p
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