Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • lavendy17
    lavendy17 Posts: 309 Member
    mass murderer

    Look out of any window
    any morning, any evening, any day
    Maybe...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    lawn!

    Mamas, don't let your sons grow up to be...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    whiny, shiftless, thuggy, boring, arrogant, creepy, etc.

    Zing went the strings of my....
  • TanLinesNTailgates2
    TanLinesNTailgates2 Posts: 1,528 Member
    You better not forget the sunscreen

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
  • TanLinesNTailgates2
    TanLinesNTailgates2 Posts: 1,528 Member
    MFP friends why cant we be friends lol

    Well excuse me but I think you've got my.......
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    parking place!

    I'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go...
  • Juvenica
    Juvenica Posts: 460 Member
    people don't give a do

    Frosty the snowman...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    people ask me to pay them for the pleasure.

    What is love? Baby don't..
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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    edited November 2014
    ...hair.

    I'm dreaming of a ....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    pay rise.

    There once was an
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    orphan lottery ticket.

    Take my hand a follow me cause....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    you're obviously useless at reading maps.

    It takes two to make a ...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    a seesaw work.

    Save a horse, ride a ...
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... shuttle van. They're not as much fun but you'll probably get to the airport on time.

    I fell into a ...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    ...sticker bush on a neighbor's lawn after my dog did his business in it and I was trying to pick up the poop. :s

    Summertime and the living is easy, fish are jumping and the...
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  • EveFlowergirl
    EveFlowergirl Posts: 1,491 Member
    ... I smell like poop.

    You are my sunshine...
  • SparkyJess3
    SparkyJess3 Posts: 625 Member
    in the darkest of days

    If it makes you happy....
  • SheBeButLittleSheisFierce
    SheBeButLittleSheisFierce Posts: 690 Member
    It must be illegal


    I knew I loved you before...
  • TheLadyBane
    TheLadyBane Posts: 299 Member
    get handed a restraining order...

    Why do you build me up, butter cup, baby just to......
  • aprildaguilar
    aprildaguilar Posts: 1,926 Member
    I am Tax Man Fred and You Owe 30K to the IRS

    God Bless the Child That has ...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    burdens and worries that no child should have.

    My momma told me, you'd better...

  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    stop that or you'll go blinf (sorry, keyboard went fuzzy there for a second)


    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of....
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    a group of people who get shipwrecked on a deserted island, and yet the movie star seems to have a never ending supply of make up.

    Dream a little dream of...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    kids awake.

    Beneath the incredible....
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... pile of laundry, lies a couch.

    Don't pull your...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    the checkout queue and the woman at the front is paying all in pennies.

    Move closer, move your....
  • pirate_john_75
    pirate_john_75 Posts: 96 Member
    ...friggin' car! You're double parked!

    You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    do dishes or laundry.

    Go all the way on to the....
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