Why did the person above you dump you?
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I couldn't keep my digits off her paws.0
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I actually dumped her when I found out that "The Cave" had nothing to do with Batman!
oops too late on that one! He liked Paws and I only had these:
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civilizedworm wrote: »I couldn't keep my digits off her paws.
paws was my first wifey and he got jealous!0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I actually dumped her when I found out that "The Cave" had nothing to do with Batman!
I didn't share in her Batman fetish.0 -
She claimed I couldn't bake chocolate cake the right way.0
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Because I was trying to steal civilizedworm away from her!0
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I wasn't a kleptomaniac
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because she's insatiable
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He was never in the mood.0
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Because her camera made me look small.0
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Because I didn't even lift, bro.0
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She would only say 10 different words..they were all swear words!0
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She was so judgmental I couldn't even say %*&#@^)!!!0
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I never understood a word she said when she got angry! It was jibberish0
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I always got Angry! He didn't like me when I got Angry! ;p0
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Because I never got angry. I don't show it when I am.0
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