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Mangle a Song Lyric
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mass murderer
Look out of any window
any morning, any evening, any day
Maybe...0 -
lawn!
Mamas, don't let your sons grow up to be...0 -
whiny, shiftless, thuggy, boring, arrogant, creepy, etc.
Zing went the strings of my....0 -
You better not forget the sunscreen
If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........0 -
MFP friends why cant we be friends lol
Well excuse me but I think you've got my.......0 -
parking place!
I'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go...0 -
people don't give a do
Frosty the snowman...0 -
people ask me to pay them for the pleasure.
What is love? Baby don't..0 -
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...hair.
I'm dreaming of a ....0 -
pay rise.
There once was an0 -
orphan lottery ticket.
Take my hand a follow me cause....0 -
you're obviously useless at reading maps.
It takes two to make a ...0 -
a seesaw work.
Save a horse, ride a ...0 -
... shuttle van. They're not as much fun but you'll probably get to the airport on time.
I fell into a ...0 -
...sticker bush on a neighbor's lawn after my dog did his business in it and I was trying to pick up the poop.
Summertime and the living is easy, fish are jumping and the...0 -
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... I smell like poop.
You are my sunshine...0 -
in the darkest of days
If it makes you happy....0 -
It must be illegal
I knew I loved you before...0 -
get handed a restraining order...
Why do you build me up, butter cup, baby just to......0 -
I am Tax Man Fred and You Owe 30K to the IRS
God Bless the Child That has ...0 -
burdens and worries that no child should have.
My momma told me, you'd better...
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stop that or you'll go blinf (sorry, keyboard went fuzzy there for a second)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of....0 -
a group of people who get shipwrecked on a deserted island, and yet the movie star seems to have a never ending supply of make up.
Dream a little dream of...0 -
kids awake.
Beneath the incredible....0 -
... pile of laundry, lies a couch.
Don't pull your...0 -
the checkout queue and the woman at the front is paying all in pennies.
Move closer, move your....0 -
...friggin' car! You're double parked!
You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't...0 -
do dishes or laundry.
Go all the way on to the....0
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