I have the WORST dating history of all time
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@srslybritt After reading your profile I see that, yes, women can have a personality outside of the bedroom! Great stuff!0
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srslybritt wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
What meet in a hour after first message? Are you sure you are talking to the guy in the pic. I will say that people do need to confirm identity before meeting IRL.
Charming.
It's the truth though.
Your truth, perhaps.
He did say almost every man he knows.....how many men does he know?
and typically the people you know and hang out with you tend to have a lot of commonalities so frankly not surpriseing that these guys think that.
I for one don't think that, and believe most men don't think like that.
Women are nothing like cars.
I never said anything about comparing women to cars. The meaning of the expression is what I am talking about.
oh i know what you were talking about
Nothing like taking her for a ride--er, drive, right?
Seriously, though, yopeeps: No half decent guy wants to "test drive" a woman. What a horrible way to put it and a bad light to shed on your gender. Holy crap, you mean she might have a personality outside of the bedroom??
Get out of here with all the personality mumbo jumbo!0 -
yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
You must hang out with a lot of *kitten* then.
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yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
What meet in a hour after first message? Are you sure you are talking to the guy in the pic. I will say that people do need to confirm identity before meeting IRL.
Charming.
It's the truth though.
Your truth, perhaps.
He did say almost every man he knows.....how many men does he know?
and typically the people you know and hang out with you tend to have a lot of commonalities so frankly not surpriseing that these guys think that.
I for one don't think that, and believe most men don't think like that.
Women are nothing like cars.
That's because you are awesome.
This is a true statement!0 -
yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
What meet in a hour after first message? Are you sure you are talking to the guy in the pic. I will say that people do need to confirm identity before meeting IRL.
Charming.
It's the truth though.
Your truth, perhaps.
He did say almost every man he knows.....how many men does he know?
and typically the people you know and hang out with you tend to have a lot of commonalities so frankly not surpriseing that these guys think that.
I for one don't think that, and believe most men don't think like that.
Women are nothing like cars.
I never said anything about comparing women to cars. The meaning of the expression is what I am talking about.
oh i know what you were talking about
You be quite surprised when meeting someone and how the conversation goes.0 -
JeriAnne84 wrote: »I'm not sure if it's reassuring to hear other women are having a lousy time dating too, or whether it frightens me because perhaps the men I'm attracting are not a statistical minority...
Just think of it as weeding out the douches, getting so future hilarious stories to tell, and making it way worth it when you finally meet a great guy!
Well, it definitely makes for good conversation when my friends and I go to the pub!
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I've dated 6 guys. 5 of them were unemployed, or became unemployed for REALLY long periods of time while we were dating. All of them have asked to borrow money at least once. I seems to attract men what want a sugar momma. Too bad for them I don't make enough money to be a good sugar momma lol.0
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Oh God, at least i'm not alone....but seriously, seems like they are everywhere.
I had a guy ask me on a first date within the first 30 minutes if "clothing was optional" and then said "would you like to touch my soft balls?" ............uhhhhh0 -
I'm done dating. I don't care what anyone does anymore. Just have sex with me and well leave each others lives alone haha jk.
I know the feels0 -
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yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
What meet in a hour after first message? Are you sure you are talking to the guy in the pic. I will say that people do need to confirm identity before meeting IRL.
Charming.
It's the truth though.
Your truth, perhaps.
and "almost every man I know". There is only one person I know 100% bought the car without a test drive and I kind of knew he would. I encourage it since he wanted to wait why not.
well fortunately not everyone thinks like that because- I spent almost 3 years with my BF before "test driving"... with severe trauma issues- that was a REALLY touchy subject- so needless to say both he and I sucked at "test driving"
it was horrible- we were both really glad we didn't go away and make a big "fun" "romantic" weekend out of it- it was awful.
The bed room- with proper communication and a good personal connection can be vastly improved upon with work and practice.0 -
This thread depresses me........0
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To be fair to yopeeps, (prepare for unpopular comment)
Eventually I would want to "test drive" a potential mate. Just because that compatibility is important and all that jazz.
That is not to say you test drive first. You test drive after you know the car's not going to crash and cause a cinematic fireball.0 -
My new year's resolution was "no more men". (kind of jokingly, but...)
I totally understand where you're coming from...0 -
Oh God, at least i'm not alone....but seriously, seems like they are everywhere.
I had a guy ask me on a first date within the first 30 minutes if "clothing was optional" and then said "would you like to touch my soft balls?" ............uhhhhh
Oh my gosh. I feel for you. Where did you find this person? So I can avoid it obviously, not start hanging out there or anything creepy.0 -
yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
What meet in a hour after first message? Are you sure you are talking to the guy in the pic. I will say that people do need to confirm identity before meeting IRL.
Charming.
It's the truth though.
Your truth, perhaps.
and "almost every man I know". There is only one person I know 100% bought the car without a test drive and I kind of knew he would. I encourage it since he wanted to wait why not.
well fortunately not everyone thinks like that because- I spent almost 3 years with my BF before "test driving"... with severe trauma issues- that was a REALLY touchy subject- so needless to say both he and I sucked at "test driving"
it was horrible- we were both really glad we didn't go away and make a big "fun" "romantic" weekend out of it- it was awful.
The bed room- with proper communication and a good personal connection can be vastly improved upon with work and practice.
So much this.
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I for one don't think that, and believe most men don't think like that.
Women are nothing like cars.
*kitten*. I've been doing things all wrong. Is that why my wife always says no when I ask to check under her hood?
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CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »To be fair to yopeeps, (prepare for unpopular comment)
Eventually I would want to "test drive" a potential mate. Just because that compatibility is important and all that jazz.
That is not to say you test drive first. You test drive after you know the car's not going to crash and cause a cinematic fireball.
Well, maybe, but the analogy is probably not the thing to say the first time you are talking to someone. Or even the first date. Or even ever.0 -
Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
You must hang out with a lot of *kitten* then.
Or men who actually know who they are. I do not know too many sexless relationship. I will say that my company of people is very interesting.0 -
CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »To be fair to yopeeps, (prepare for unpopular comment)
Eventually I would want to "test drive" a potential mate. Just because that compatibility is important and all that jazz.
That is not to say you test drive first. You test drive after you know the car's not going to crash and cause a cinematic fireball.
Well, maybe, but the analogy is probably not the thing to say the first time you are talking to someone. Or even the first date. Or even ever.
True, definitely not something I'd say out loud. Except perhaps in the case of:tincanonastring wrote: »I for one don't think that, and believe most men don't think like that.
Women are nothing like cars.
*kitten*. I've been doing things all wrong. Is that why my wife always says no when I ask to check under her hood?
Because I laughed so hard.0 -
Last year, maybe. I'm okay, now.0
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yopeeps025 wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
You must hang out with a lot of *kitten* then.
Or men who actually know who they are. I do not know too many sexless relationship. I will say that my company of people is very interesting.
Yeah, felons have lots of fascinating stories to tell.0 -
yopeeps025 wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
You must hang out with a lot of *kitten* then.
Or men who actually know who they are. I do not know too many sexless relationship. I will say that my company of people is very interesting.
No one is suggesting a sexless relationship.
But comparing having sex with a woman to test driving a car? Gross.0 -
must say its just as bad for some of us men as well .. lol
ive had women contact me and within minutes ive had proposals of road testing as you put it .. as for actual dates .. we dont want to sit and listen to you big up your kids or diss your ex .. you women can be just as bad .. honest men get anywhere in the online dating wars.. lol0 -
quick someone start posting some funny gifs!0
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Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »Yep. And trying to online date made it even worse. I quit after an incredibly short period of time because all I could get were text conversations along the lines of PRMinx's up there. And guys who insisted that if we didn't meet immediately IRL (like an hour after our first message on the dating site, no kidding), that I was "stringing them along" and <gasp!> "wasting their time." Sheesh.
Isn't that nice?
I especially liked hearing "well, I test drive a car before I buy it" line. Classy.
Men really use that line. I would never say that to a girl but am I thinking that. Yes and so is almost every man I know.
You must hang out with a lot of *kitten* then.
Or men who actually know who they are. I do not know too many sexless relationship. I will say that my company of people is very interesting.
Yeah, felons have lots of fascinating stories to tell.
You're funny. Anymore assumptions you have?
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must say its just as bad for some of us men as well .. lol
ive had women contact me and within minutes ive had proposals of road testing as you put it .. as for actual dates .. we dont want to sit and listen to you big up your kids or diss your ex .. you women can be just as bad .. honest men get anywhere in the online dating wars.. lol
Oh I do not doubt that straight men encounter their fair share of crazy too! A colleague of mine asked her last date how many women he'd slept with and why he was still 'only' a junior editor at work. Why he didn't call her back, I'll never know.0 -
must say its just as bad for some of us men as well .. lol
ive had women contact me and within minutes ive had proposals of road testing as you put it .. as for actual dates .. we dont want to sit and listen to you big up your kids or diss your ex .. you women can be just as bad .. honest men get anywhere in the online dating wars.. lol
I've heard that men usually get a lot of women asking for money for "services" right off the bat. It's horrible with both genders. Comparing one to the other is pointless. Both genders are equally terrible.0 -
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