I have the WORST dating history of all time

YanskaNY

You are not alone my dear. I myself am here on MFP so that I can become the fittest, healthiest cat lady I can! :0)

almondbutterbay

YanskaNY wrote: »

You are not alone my dear. I myself am here on MFP so that I can become the fittest, healthiest cat lady I can! :0)

I'm gonna become a parakeet lady

PRMinx

yopeeps025 wrote: »

trying4real wrote: »

PRMinx wrote: »

I'm right there with ya. Want to laugh? Check out this gem of an exchange I had with a dude from Match. Seriously, you can't make this sh&t up.

imgur.com/a/15b6g

Keep on, keeping on.

lmao at this !!

That guy is 39 and all I'm reading is that there is no way he is not a virgin. Also why would he tells the person he is talking to that he wants to test drive before he buys. He 100% never kisses on the first date.. So much wrong in one conversation.

No actually, he always kisses on the first date. In fact, I think he was suggesting sex on the first date. Read it again.

And he never said he was a virgin. Quite the opposite.

yopeeps025

PRMinx wrote: »

yopeeps025 wrote: »

trying4real wrote: »

PRMinx wrote: »

I'm right there with ya. Want to laugh? Check out this gem of an exchange I had with a dude from Match. Seriously, you can't make this sh&t up.

imgur.com/a/15b6g

Keep on, keeping on.

lmao at this !!

That guy is 39 and all I'm reading is that there is no way he is not a virgin. Also why would he tells the person he is talking to that he wants to test drive before he buys. He 100% never kisses on the first date.. So much wrong in one conversation.

No actually, he always kisses on the first date. In fact, I think he was suggesting sex on the first date. Read it again.

And he never said he was a virgin. Quite the opposite.

Just because someone talks about doing things does not mean he has actually done them. That not what being humble is to me when talking about sex.

And got it. I did read his "rule girls" wrong. LOL he's an idiot