I have the WORST dating history of all time

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    @prminx you made my day with that convo!

    You are welcome!

    I pitched it to SingleWhiteGuyTexting.com.
  • jyogit
    jyogit Posts: 280 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    jyogit wrote: »

    im at work right now..i work night shifts with nothing to do but chat online to friends etc and then workout around midnight .. i also work long hrs which gives me no time for the real life dating game..hence ive tried the online stuff.. makes life easier at times, but still hard work with SOME of the women on those sites..
    You mean "Women", right? LOL.
    I'm joking, I'm joking.. Although, you never know LOL.
    Ok, sorry.. I'm done -shuts up- lol

    lol .. i have LOT of female friends all over the world tbh and i do regularly keep in touch with them .. i dont really get along with men so my male friends list is pretty scarse.. and fyi .. i dont ever cross that friends line :)
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    jyogit wrote: »
    lol .. i have LOT of female friends all over the world tbh and i do regularly keep in touch with them .. i dont really get along with men so my male friends list is pretty scarse.. and fyi .. i dont ever cross that friends line :)

    Ha, that went over your head. Nevermind lol.
  • obscuremusicreference
    obscuremusicreference Posts: 1,320 Member
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    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Oh, I had another girl get another guy's number on our 2nd date right in front of me. The crappy thing is I drove and I had to take her home (I can't be that mean and just leave her there), but when I got to her house she asked, "Aren't you coming up?"...I'm like, "You're kidding, right?". She was honestly confused why I was upset.

    I did this on a first date I did not know I was on. Why didn't I know I was on a date? Because he called me up to "hang out," I dressed cute and he looked like a slob and I thought I'd gotten it wrong when we first went to his mom's house so he could fold his laundry (and I could awkwardly chit chat with his mom and grandma) and then we went to the place where he was housesitting so I could vacuum up rabbit poo while he walked their dog. (Yes, he did leave a woman he only slightly knew in his friends' condo for several minutes.)

    We then bought our own coffees and had a non-flirty conversation about movies. As we were leaving, a guy said he overheard me talking about how much I loved The Godfather (my "date" had never seen it) and asked me if I had seen The Departed yet because he would love to go.

    My date was furious and the other dude never called me.
  • helenarriaza
    helenarriaza Posts: 517 Member
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    Cantalope wrote: »
    IMO people who attempt to date online are looking for the perfect "match". They limit themselves (and I'm guilty as well) to what they think they want and pass over potential finds. Oh he has facial hair (or doesn't)...nope, she misspelled that word...nope, well he has 4 kids...nope, why is her hair that color?....nope. I had a great relationship with a man who at first glance was not a hit in the looks department but after meeting him I realized how great he really was. Personality is what I find most attractive.

    So much this.

  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,382 Member
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    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Oh, I had another girl get another guy's number on our 2nd date right in front of me. The crappy thing is I drove and I had to take her home (I can't be that mean and just leave her there), but when I got to her house she asked, "Aren't you coming up?"...I'm like, "You're kidding, right?". She was honestly confused why I was upset.

    I did this on a first date I did not know I was on. Why didn't I know I was on a date? Because he called me up to "hang out," I dressed cute and he looked like a slob and I thought I'd gotten it wrong when we first went to his mom's house so he could fold his laundry (and I could awkwardly chit chat with his mom and grandma) and then we went to the place where he was housesitting so I could vacuum up rabbit poo while he walked their dog. (Yes, he did leave a woman he only slightly knew in his friends' condo for several minutes.)

    We then bought our own coffees and had a non-flirty conversation about movies. As we were leaving, a guy said he overheard me talking about how much I loved The Godfather (my "date" had never seen it) and asked me if I had seen The Departed yet because he would love to go.

    My date was furious and the other dude never called me.

    Ah, romance. LOL.
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    edited January 2015
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    This is funny, the ads at the top of my page is for a dating site to meet women in the Philippines, Russia and now there's one for fitness singles.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    Yup...

    Been single for 4.5 years. Up until a month ago, hadn't had sex for 6 years. I don't see it ever changing.

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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Oh, I had another girl get another guy's number on our 2nd date right in front of me. The crappy thing is I drove and I had to take her home (I can't be that mean and just leave her there), but when I got to her house she asked, "Aren't you coming up?"...I'm like, "You're kidding, right?". She was honestly confused why I was upset.

    I did this on a first date I did not know I was on. Why didn't I know I was on a date? Because he called me up to "hang out," I dressed cute and he looked like a slob and I thought I'd gotten it wrong when we first went to his mom's house so he could fold his laundry (and I could awkwardly chit chat with his mom and grandma) and then we went to the place where he was housesitting so I could vacuum up rabbit poo while he walked their dog. (Yes, he did leave a woman he only slightly knew in his friends' condo for several minutes.)

    We then bought our own coffees and had a non-flirty conversation about movies. As we were leaving, a guy said he overheard me talking about how much I loved The Godfather (my "date" had never seen it) and asked me if I had seen The Departed yet because he would love to go.

    My date was furious and the other dude never called me.

    the word "date" can have many meanings. "Hang out" has lots of meanings.
  • yesimpson
    yesimpson Posts: 1,372 Member
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    PRMinx wrote: »
    @prminx you made my day with that convo!

    You are welcome!

    I pitched it to SingleWhiteGuyTexting.com.

    That website cracks me up.
  • jyogit
    jyogit Posts: 280 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    jyogit wrote: »
    lol .. i have LOT of female friends all over the world tbh and i do regularly keep in touch with them .. i dont really get along with men so my male friends list is pretty scarse.. and fyi .. i dont ever cross that friends line :)

    Ha, that went over your head. Nevermind lol.
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    jyogit wrote: »
    lol .. i have LOT of female friends all over the world tbh and i do regularly keep in touch with them .. i dont really get along with men so my male friends list is pretty scarse.. and fyi .. i dont ever cross that friends line :)

    Ha, that went over your head. Nevermind lol.

    that wasnt a case of giraffes testicles ..i chose to let it go lol
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    dym123 wrote: »
    This is funny, the ad at the top of my page is for a dating site to meet women in the Philippines.

    That is definitely not the type of porn I watch.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    Honestly...I'm just looking for a cute woman who is laid back and likes fitness (or at least healthy living). Is that asking too much :wink:

    As for the meeting after an hour of convo? No. Usually for me it's about a week or two. That being said, I hate the online chatting. I can learn more about you in an hour over coffee than I ever could typing on a dating site.

    I will say, girls are infamous for the profile pic "bait and switch". Or at least the creative angles.
  • helenarriaza
    helenarriaza Posts: 517 Member
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    I've had worse dating experiences face to face than online.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Honestly...I'm just looking for a cute woman who is laid back and likes fitness (or at least healthy living). Is that asking too much :wink:

    As for the meeting after an hour of convo? No. Usually for me it's about a week or two. That being said, I hate the online chatting. I can learn more about you in an hour over coffee than I ever could typing on a dating site.

    I will say, girls are infamous for the profile pic "bait and switch". Or at least the creative angles.

    Do you wonder why the creative angles? I know I do.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Honestly...I'm just looking for a cute woman who is laid back and likes fitness (or at least healthy living). Is that asking too much :wink:

    As for the meeting after an hour of convo? No. Usually for me it's about a week or two. That being said, I hate the online chatting. I can learn more about you in an hour over coffee than I ever could typing on a dating site.

    I will say, girls are infamous for the profile pic "bait and switch". Or at least the creative angles.

    Men too. I had a guy lie about his height. Said he was 6'2, but showed up and he was really 5'8ish.

    I never understood why he lied. I'm 5'4. It's not like it's hard to be taller than I am...
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Oh, I had another girl get another guy's number on our 2nd date right in front of me. The crappy thing is I drove and I had to take her home (I can't be that mean and just leave her there), but when I got to her house she asked, "Aren't you coming up?"...I'm like, "You're kidding, right?". She was honestly confused why I was upset.

    I did this on a first date I did not know I was on. Why didn't I know I was on a date? Because he called me up to "hang out," I dressed cute and he looked like a slob and I thought I'd gotten it wrong when we first went to his mom's house so he could fold his laundry (and I could awkwardly chit chat with his mom and grandma) and then we went to the place where he was housesitting so I could vacuum up rabbit poo while he walked their dog. (Yes, he did leave a woman he only slightly knew in his friends' condo for several minutes.)

    We then bought our own coffees and had a non-flirty conversation about movies. As we were leaving, a guy said he overheard me talking about how much I loved The Godfather (my "date" had never seen it) and asked me if I had seen The Departed yet because he would love to go.

    My date was furious and the other dude never called me.

    Hahahaha! I love it. "Help me do some chores before we go out". Classic :) Who said romance is dead?
  • obscuremusicreference
    obscuremusicreference Posts: 1,320 Member
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    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Oh, I had another girl get another guy's number on our 2nd date right in front of me. The crappy thing is I drove and I had to take her home (I can't be that mean and just leave her there), but when I got to her house she asked, "Aren't you coming up?"...I'm like, "You're kidding, right?". She was honestly confused why I was upset.

    I did this on a first date I did not know I was on. Why didn't I know I was on a date? Because he called me up to "hang out," I dressed cute and he looked like a slob and I thought I'd gotten it wrong when we first went to his mom's house so he could fold his laundry (and I could awkwardly chit chat with his mom and grandma) and then we went to the place where he was housesitting so I could vacuum up rabbit poo while he walked their dog. (Yes, he did leave a woman he only slightly knew in his friends' condo for several minutes.)

    We then bought our own coffees and had a non-flirty conversation about movies. As we were leaving, a guy said he overheard me talking about how much I loved The Godfather (my "date" had never seen it) and asked me if I had seen The Departed yet because he would love to go.

    My date was furious and the other dude never called me.

    the word "date" can have many meanings. "Hang out" has lots of meanings.

    Well, I met him through mutual friends, he asked them if I was single, and he later complained about me giving that guy my number to these friends.

    I thought we were going on a date until we were on the date, but later found out we were on a date after all.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    PRMinx wrote: »
    sklarbodds wrote: »
    Honestly...I'm just looking for a cute woman who is laid back and likes fitness (or at least healthy living). Is that asking too much :wink:

    As for the meeting after an hour of convo? No. Usually for me it's about a week or two. That being said, I hate the online chatting. I can learn more about you in an hour over coffee than I ever could typing on a dating site.

    I will say, girls are infamous for the profile pic "bait and switch". Or at least the creative angles.

    Men too. I had a guy lie about his height. Said he was 6'2, but showed up and he was really 5'8ish.

    I never understood why he lied. I'm 5'4. It's not like it's hard to be taller than I am...

    Was he wearing heels, too?