Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    buy that ring
    and run her over in the rain with a
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    .....big red four wheel drive pick-em-up truck, because she at the last cupcake

    Heading down south to the land of the pines
    I'm thumbing my way into...
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    south caroline while I pulled my ol'harpoon out of a dirty red bandana
    and was blowin',,,,,,,,,,,,

  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    ...the dust off my hooked on phonics 25th gold edition, I heard voices in my head telling me to eat cheese.

    I don't know why I keep on believing you need me
    When you've....
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    threw my *kitten* in the trash and told me to get out.

    Cant believe your dog bit me......
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    ...after he bit that Zombie, now the entire world is a complete Zombie Taco Lips

    Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
    But the...
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    company here is delightful, and since I can't find my keys,,,,,,,,,,
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Think I'll just stay here and drink

    Zippy do da zippy day
    my my my .........
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    ...lets get stoned, do some blow and get hosed.

    A kingdom of isolation,
    and it looks like I'm....
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    hurtin' me know don't square the deal

    dang I think I just broke my ,,,,,,,,
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited January 2015
    in for a *kitten* storm when I .........

    okay you guys is getting to fast for me.

    A little bitty bottle let me down......
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    edited January 2015
    ....and a great big bottle tore my *kitten* all over this town

    Tell me something I need to know
    Then take my.....
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    old guitar and my last cigartte and kick my dog of the porch.

    I stopped loving her today
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    Truck, I's watch you go,,,, cause it's a good night to be out there soakin' up,,,,,,,,,,

  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    edited January 2015
    .....the sweat from all these meat heads pumpin' their *kitten* at the gym

    Right from the start
    You were a thief
    You stole....
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    the tricycle and rode off into the sunshine,,,,
    you are my sunshine, my,,,,,,,,
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    ....only sunshine, you make me happy because you are gay. You never know dear how much I loathe you, please don't take my smokes and my beer.

    I just got paid today,
    got me a pocket full of....
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    jacks and a ball, but you won't play, and I don't like the game anyway
    so I got a brand ne pair of roller skates you got a,,,,,,,
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    brand new tree, I think that we should get together and watch an episode of Glee

    And your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my...
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    dirty cowboy boot, cause these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, naw changed my mind, why walk when I can drive my little red rodeo and ,,,,,,,,,,
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    drive off into the sunset, Well I'm a runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got 7 women on my,,,,,,,,,,
  • CoachK17
    CoachK17 Posts: 268 Member
    Lap and I can't see the road.

    Although we've come to the end of the road still I can't.....
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    help myself, your driving stinks so I won't let you drive

    Busted flat in Baton Rouge waitin' for,,,,,,,,,,,
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    the train to Georgia.

    And we'll never be royals. It don't run in our blood. That kind of lux just ain't for us. We crave....
  • ocaudle8912
    ocaudle8912 Posts: 13 Member
    Possums and that bub.

    Fat bottomed girls you make the...
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    attention, we cry to our moms but if that don't make us sexy,

    I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my,,,,,,,,
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Pants wide open all the time because i'm old

    Diamond rings and old barstools
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    will both make you fall from time to time,

    If I Fall, your,,,,,,,,,,,
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Big *kitten* will save me.

    there's a house on a hill by a
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115 Member
    little stream, where I drowned my heart

    some broken hearts never ,,,,,,
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