Mangle a Song Lyric
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buy that ring
and run her over in the rain with a0 -
.....big red four wheel drive pick-em-up truck, because she at the last cupcake
Heading down south to the land of the pines
I'm thumbing my way into...0 -
south caroline while I pulled my ol'harpoon out of a dirty red bandana
and was blowin',,,,,,,,,,,,
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...the dust off my hooked on phonics 25th gold edition, I heard voices in my head telling me to eat cheese.
I don't know why I keep on believing you need me
When you've....0 -
threw my *kitten* in the trash and told me to get out.
Cant believe your dog bit me......0 -
...after he bit that Zombie, now the entire world is a complete Zombie Taco Lips
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the...0 -
company here is delightful, and since I can't find my keys,,,,,,,,,,0
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Think I'll just stay here and drink
Zippy do da zippy day
my my my .........0 -
...lets get stoned, do some blow and get hosed.
A kingdom of isolation,
and it looks like I'm....0 -
hurtin' me know don't square the deal
dang I think I just broke my ,,,,,,,,0 -
in for a *kitten* storm when I .........
okay you guys is getting to fast for me.
A little bitty bottle let me down......0 -
....and a great big bottle tore my *kitten* all over this town
Tell me something I need to know
Then take my.....0 -
old guitar and my last cigartte and kick my dog of the porch.
I stopped loving her today0 -
Truck, I's watch you go,,,, cause it's a good night to be out there soakin' up,,,,,,,,,,
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.....the sweat from all these meat heads pumpin' their *kitten* at the gym
Right from the start
You were a thief
You stole....0 -
the tricycle and rode off into the sunshine,,,,
you are my sunshine, my,,,,,,,,0 -
....only sunshine, you make me happy because you are gay. You never know dear how much I loathe you, please don't take my smokes and my beer.
I just got paid today,
got me a pocket full of....0 -
jacks and a ball, but you won't play, and I don't like the game anyway
so I got a brand ne pair of roller skates you got a,,,,,,,
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brand new tree, I think that we should get together and watch an episode of Glee
And your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my...0 -
dirty cowboy boot, cause these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, naw changed my mind, why walk when I can drive my little red rodeo and ,,,,,,,,,,0
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drive off into the sunset, Well I'm a runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got 7 women on my,,,,,,,,,,
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Lap and I can't see the road.
Although we've come to the end of the road still I can't.....0 -
help myself, your driving stinks so I won't let you drive
Busted flat in Baton Rouge waitin' for,,,,,,,,,,,0 -
the train to Georgia.
And we'll never be royals. It don't run in our blood. That kind of lux just ain't for us. We crave....0 -
Possums and that bub.
Fat bottomed girls you make the...0 -
attention, we cry to our moms but if that don't make us sexy,
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my,,,,,,,,0 -
Pants wide open all the time because i'm old
Diamond rings and old barstools0 -
will both make you fall from time to time,
If I Fall, your,,,,,,,,,,,0 -
Big *kitten* will save me.
there's a house on a hill by a0 -
little stream, where I drowned my heart
some broken hearts never ,,,,,,0
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