We broke up because...
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I kept trying to pin a tail on their donkey. I thought their neighbor was the donkey. That neighbor happened to be their landlord. I nearly got them kicked out.0
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I kept telling her: NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!0
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She hated my taste in music0
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he wouldn't let me braid that hair,0
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every time we'd kiss, I'd get stuck on those giant beautiful lips0
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He wouldn't get a haircut0
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was OCD about body hair..wouldnt let me near herself before a thorough inspection0
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He inspected well on the body hair... but was into too much talk, not enough action.
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Hanging out with the girls 0
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she took better care of the dog
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wouldnt take care of our dog0
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Starves himself0
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I couldn't keep up at the gym!0
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she gave up too fast0
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He was too into his own training to help me!0
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she left me because she wanted someone that would give her an unlimited credit card....which the person below provided
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she was so ignorant she thought credit cards were adult toys and tried to swipe it on my butt0
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assthetikk wrote: »she was so ignorant she thought credit cards were adult toys and tried to swipe it on my butt
your butt is deceiving!...
he just couldn't keep up with my libido...
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She kept sexting all of my friends0
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he was telling his friends I wanted an orgy0
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Because it was true!0
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He preferred our neighbour0
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because he can't share!0 -
She loved her selfie stick more than me0
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a selfie stick? what's that?
she always found ways to confuse and scare me
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She kept taking Selfies with her selfie stick0
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he just wasn't satisfiable
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Was way too wild for me ;P
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She slapped me in the face.0
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