We broke up because...

khara2012

Why did you break things off with the person who posted above you?

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lisalips30

because i was way to romantic

Spnneil06

Too romantic with others, not me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She listened to mel and shaved off her eyebrows! Then she tried to draw them on and needless to say...I was no longer attracted to her!

LivyMarie93

She found my overuse of makeup unappealing. She also didn't like my muffins.

SofaKingRad_II

Dutch ovened me and made me nearly go comatose from it.

xtreme_

I never came

MommysLittleMeatball

Neither did I. Bye, Felicia.

JackKopCh

She wouldn't let me wear her glasses

LivyMarie93

He cheated on me with a girl who wore expensive glasses.

Sinistrous

Fed me 116,000 calories in one sitting.

MommysLittleMeatball

She broke my glasses.

tabata_king

She wont be my workout buddy

LivyMarie93

Only wants to do Richard Simmons workout videos

kamakazeekim

Her collection of troll dolls was weirdly obsessive and kinda freaked me out

Sinistrous

Wasn't a pony.

naturesfempower

Refused to take me dancing.

FabulousFantasticFifty

We couldn't go dancing because she got all Venus Flytrap and would eat the other dancers who came too close to me!

tabata_king

Wont let me play with her flower

determined_ella

I found him in bed with a Turkish delight!!

raiden6

She was more interested in the Devil on my shoulder....

lisalips30

i wanted to be smacked to much

FabulousFantasticFifty

She said she liked it Rough and I came home with 60 Grit Sandpaper!

lisalips30

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She said she liked it Rough and I came home with 60 Grit Sandpaper!

hahahah

determined_ella

raiden6 wrote: »

She was more interested in the Devil on my shoulder....

how's he doing these days?!

I miss him

above post : they sold my car on ebay for 0.66p / $1

Spnneil06

We tried to make it work long distance but she started dating her boss.

summerhaze71

I was the boss.

determined_ella

^ lol

she left someone elses' panties in her glove box

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't believe me when I told her "They aren't Panties, they're a new type of Gloves!"

determined_ella

she told me that these new type of gloves had a hole in for a reason, but she couldn't specify what the reason was!

SwitzEngine

She messed up all my clothes