We broke up because...
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because i was way to romantic0
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Too romantic with others, not me0
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She listened to mel and shaved off her eyebrows! Then she tried to draw them on and needless to say...I was no longer attracted to her!
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She found my overuse of makeup unappealing. She also didn't like my muffins.0
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Dutch ovened me and made me nearly go comatose from it.0
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I never came0
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Neither did I. Bye, Felicia.0
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She wouldn't let me wear her glasses
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He cheated on me with a girl who wore expensive glasses.0
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Fed me 116,000 calories in one sitting.0
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She broke my glasses.
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She wont be my workout buddy0
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Only wants to do Richard Simmons workout videos0
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Her collection of troll dolls was weirdly obsessive and kinda freaked me out0
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Wasn't a pony.0
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Refused to take me dancing.
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We couldn't go dancing because she got all Venus Flytrap and would eat the other dancers who came too close to me! 0
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Wont let me play with her flower0
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I found him in bed with a Turkish delight!!
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She was more interested in the Devil on my shoulder....0
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i wanted to be smacked to much0
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She said she liked it Rough and I came home with 60 Grit Sandpaper!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She said she liked it Rough and I came home with 60 Grit Sandpaper!
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We tried to make it work long distance but she started dating her boss.0
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I was the boss.0
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^ lol
she left someone elses' panties in her glove box0 -
She didn't believe me when I told her "They aren't Panties, they're a new type of Gloves!"0
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she told me that these new type of gloves had a hole in for a reason, but she couldn't specify what the reason was!0
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She messed up all my clothes0
I miss him 
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