We broke up because...
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My constant wanting of bubble baths0
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Didn't want to play Borderlands 2 with me0
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(damn lag!)
Had too many cats.0 -
she thought i played for the other team.. SMH0
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He prefered jason's meat0
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He was a vegetarian.0
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no worries ..lol
she left me behind on our hikes0 -
They stole my hot pink training shoes because they wanted me to wear more "monotone" clothing0
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i kept wanting to wax his body0
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He could never keep up with me on any of our activities!
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she glued my hand to a park bench0
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They couldn't handle my obsession with Andi Pink.0
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I couldn't keep up with the inside jokes. So I left.0
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It was more than just an obsession!0
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I am stupid and make poor decisions0
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i was only one of her many playtoys0
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Seriously! Definitely Stalker!0
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I was hung like a horse . . . .
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I kept shoving them off the bed when we slept and they kept waking up under the bed. After the big bruise they woke up with, they threw me out onto the couch. Sadly, the couch was too covered with cat hair so when I crawled back to bed, they would wake up with masses of wadded cat hair in their mouths. They had enough, so they packed my twinkies and walked me out the door. To this day the bitter sweet nauseating scent of twinkies drives me insane and brings back so many memories.. Of cat hair.0
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She always go back to bed0
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He never let me sleep! it's only 4:00 am for Goshs sake!!!
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I got tired of the cat hair lol0
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he ate my last malteaser 0_o0
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determined_ella wrote: »he ate my last malteaser 0_o
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he could not figure out a way to barbecue tofu0
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Because she thought that tofu should be barbecued lol.0
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Too much family resemblance
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jasonmh630 wrote: »Because she thought that tofu should be barbecued lol.
Because he uttered the word "tofu"
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you shouldn't have gave the other one to your mistress then! 
my bad
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