We broke up because...

determined_ella · January 19, 2015 2:14PM

assthetikk wrote: »

she broke it off when i suggested hymen reconstruction surgery

you're only jealous because mine is neater than yours

because she's in love with my ex

darkrose20 · January 19, 2015 2:15PM

Because she only showered on Saturdays.

ckmnacln · January 19, 2015 2:16PM

because she stole my puppy

darkrose20 · January 19, 2015 2:18PM

because she was grooming the puppy for the dog fighting ring

liannexxx · January 19, 2015 2:21PM

Because I decided I liked men ;-) x

ckmnacln · January 19, 2015 2:21PM

Because she's a liar

JackKopCh · January 19, 2015 2:59PM

I kept waking up to her bench pressing me

zitrael · January 19, 2015 3:03PM

Because he did not want to share his funny Vintage T-Shirts!

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 19, 2015 4:00PM

She stole all my dresses and then gave them to zitrael!

TheRoadDog · January 19, 2015 4:00PM

Her underpanties wouldn't fit me.

ckmnacln · January 19, 2015 4:00PM

She would never let me be the naughty teacher during role play.

jpaulie · January 19, 2015 4:00PM

she ate junk food

Badger_Girl99 · January 19, 2015 4:01PM

He stole my coconut oil.

4ever420 · January 19, 2015 4:01PM

He shamed me for eating a cookie

Spartan_1_1_7 · January 19, 2015 4:03PM

refused to give me her batman T-shirt

Shauna2626 · January 19, 2015 4:04PM

She was dancing with other people too often

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 19, 2015 4:05PM

Wanted me to quit my career as a Prima Ballerina!

Spnneil06 · January 19, 2015 4:06PM

She thought she was a ballerina. Looked like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura. I was embarrassed.

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