We broke up because...

Spnneil06

I caught him wearing my lingerie!

Sinistrous

Unicorns_Dont_Exist

sentaruu

she just left one day... didn't say why. we've never reconciled

Spnneil06

I never left, I was there, he just was too busy with his rap career.

SwitzEngine

she run out of lingerie

slimgirljo15

I found someone else

mooglexo

she found someone else

Spnneil06

SwitzEngine wrote: »

she run out of lingerie

He would do the laundry after he dirtied my clothes.

Spnneil06

mooglexo wrote: »

she found someone else

I was just a rebound, she was in love with someone else who left her.

Go_Mizzou99

She ate all my peanut butter and bacon...nuf said

maeld51

We fought over football ( I'm a Sooner)

lisalips30

we fought over hair products

tibo1783

She complained i had no hair

lisalips30

you hated to use whip cream

jaymvita

She was soft-serve, I was hard-packed.

sentaruu

jaymvita wrote: »

She was soft-serve, I was hard-packed.

he didn't like being hard packed..

lisalips30

he was always away on business

tibo1783

in ice cream maybe

lisalips30

on me or you?

we broke up because you ate to much protein.lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted more carbs and I only provided her with Protein!

tibo1783

whipped cream Bikini.. ans she never let me have it

tabata_king

Hes to fly..

lisalips30

i kept wanting him to pick me up with them arms, he got tired of it

tabata_king

She understimates mee

lisalips30

has more star tatts than i do!! i have 9, he probably has more . constant debate

tabata_king

She wont message me

lisalips30

i watched to much porn when he was at work

khilton89

She didn't include me in the porn watching

lisalips30

because you were the guy in the porn i was watcing. i couldnt handle you being with all them woman.

jaymvita

Two words ... Hidden. Cams.