We broke up because...
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She didn't like my bicycle delivery job0
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Because he makes "peace" signs all the dang time. I like a fighter.0
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@tibo1783 - He wouldn't get a "Bicycle Built for Two" so I could go to work with him.0
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I ate all the M&Ms I was delivering to her0
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oops big miss. Max and I never dated.0
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because he denied dating Max0
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I couldn't quit drooling when she was in the room!0
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he was just too well hung ...0
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He didn't like Doctor Who0
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He always wanted to watch tv0
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I kept thinking he was saying "Swiss"0
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To get to Max power he had to take little blue pills. . .0
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He smelled like bacon.0
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Kept replacing my Tic Tacs with Roofies or Viagara0
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MaxPower0102 wrote: »Kept replacing my Tic Tacs with Roofies or Viagara
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Didnt like 3somes0
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her boobs just pushed us away from each other0
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She was out with the girls more than with me0
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He joined a gang that went around stealing toilets0
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@keith0373 classic.. and because he didnt help me take out the Arm Chicks0
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He was a toilet sympathizer.0
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I couldn't keep up with her on long walks
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He kept doing that one eyebrow lifting thing...0
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She liked the girl in the red dress better . . .1
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We had to many partys with her friends and wait what we broke up?0
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