We broke up because...

determined_ella · January 19, 2015 4:07PM

she was just too kinky for me!

Spnneil06 · January 19, 2015 4:10PM

she said I was kinky but I was confused because my hair isn't even curly it's straight. Never made sense.

zitrael · January 19, 2015 4:15PM

she ate my chocolate pudding!

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 19, 2015 4:16PM

He ate my Tapioca pudding first!!!

ckmnacln · January 19, 2015 4:18PM

She insists unicorns aren't real and it makes me cry

MaxPower0102 · January 19, 2015 4:20PM

She was excited when I told her I thought our love was like the ocean. She didn't like it when I told her I meant that when I'm on the bottom, I can't breathe.

jasonmh630 · January 19, 2015 4:24PM

I found out he had the wrong equipment... Also... wouldn't let me buy a pet orangutan.

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 19, 2015 4:26PM

He didn't like my choice in Exercise Equipment and already had a Gorilla, a Skunk and a Hyena!

ckmnacln · January 19, 2015 4:45PM

MaxPower0102 wrote: »

She was excited when I told her I thought our love was like the ocean. She didn't like it when I told her I meant that when I'm on the bottom, I can't breathe.

Hahahaha!

MaxPower0102 · January 19, 2015 4:51PM

I called her "coquettish". She heard "coke-head-ish"

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 19, 2015 4:55PM

He always insinuates that I have a problem with drugs!

ckmnacln · January 19, 2015 4:57PM

She was always trying to get me to do drugs

SugarBabyGirl · January 19, 2015 4:59PM

I felt so inadequate

MaxPower0102 · January 19, 2015 5:02PM

She wouldn't root for the Flyers

Spnneil06 · January 19, 2015 5:10PM

I though he said boot, things got heated and before i knew it he had left.

MaxPower0102 · January 19, 2015 5:20PM

I said the wittiest thing I could think of. I thought she asked for a Cunning Linguist. It just got weird after that.

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 19, 2015 5:27PM

He always uses "misunderstandings" as an excuse to fondle other people!

MaxPower0102 · January 19, 2015 5:28PM

Didn't understand why I always wanted to invite people over for fondue

Spnneil06 · January 19, 2015 5:29PM

He broke Fab and I up only to swoop in and date both of us.

tibo1783 · January 19, 2015 6:03PM

she wouldnt let me borrow her glasses

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