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We broke up because...
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she was just too kinky for me!
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she said I was kinky but I was confused because my hair isn't even curly it's straight. Never made sense.0
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she ate my chocolate pudding!0
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He ate my Tapioca pudding first!!!
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She insists unicorns aren't real and it makes me cry0
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She was excited when I told her I thought our love was like the ocean. She didn't like it when I told her I meant that when I'm on the bottom, I can't breathe.0
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I found out he had the wrong equipment... Also... wouldn't let me buy a pet orangutan.0
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He didn't like my choice in Exercise Equipment and already had a Gorilla, a Skunk and a Hyena!0
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MaxPower0102 wrote: »She was excited when I told her I thought our love was like the ocean. She didn't like it when I told her I meant that when I'm on the bottom, I can't breathe.
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I called her "coquettish". She heard "coke-head-ish"0
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He always insinuates that I have a problem with drugs!0
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She was always trying to get me to do drugs0
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I felt so inadequate0
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She wouldn't root for the Flyers0
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I though he said boot, things got heated and before i knew it he had left.0
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I said the wittiest thing I could think of. I thought she asked for a Cunning Linguist. It just got weird after that.0
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He always uses "misunderstandings" as an excuse to fondle other people!0
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Didn't understand why I always wanted to invite people over for fondue
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He broke Fab and I up only to swoop in and date both of us.0
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she wouldnt let me borrow her glasses0
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he makes gang symbols in pics lol0
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He wanted to wear other peoples glasses so he couldn't see me clearly! 0
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she didnt appreciate my friends (gangs W/E) lol
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We are diametrically opposite in every way.0
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He needed me to define words for him. It was never going to work.0
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She always acted like she was the smart one!
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I couldn't understand his big fancy words
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jasonmh630 wrote: »
That's just one I don't use very often. Believe me, I wouldn't need you to define *most* words. I actually do have a rather defined vocabulary. :P
You can make up for it by being good at other things. Like cleaning, cooking and DIY.
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