We broke up because...

assthetikk

wouldnt water plants in my garden and they died

4ever420

He called me fat this one time...

needernt

She is fat...

4ever420

determined_ella

Because she ran off with my fathers... mothers cousins nieces fiances son!

ckmnacln

Because she kept giving me.....that look.....

assthetikk

withheld sex everytime she was pissed with me

determined_ella

took my virginity and refused to give it back

assthetikk

she broke it off when i suggested hymen reconstruction surgery

Badger_Girl99

You're always in the forums.

determined_ella

assthetikk wrote: »

she broke it off when i suggested hymen reconstruction surgery

you're only jealous because mine is neater than yours


because she's in love with my ex

darkrose20

Because she only showered on Saturdays.

ckmnacln

because she stole my puppy

darkrose20

because she was grooming the puppy for the dog fighting ring

liannexxx

Because I decided I liked men ;-) x

ckmnacln

Because she's a liar

JackKopCh

I kept waking up to her bench pressing me

zitrael

Because he did not want to share his funny Vintage T-Shirts!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She stole all my dresses and then gave them to zitrael!

TheRoadDog

Her underpanties wouldn't fit me.

ckmnacln

She would never let me be the naughty teacher during role play.

jpaulie

she ate junk food

Badger_Girl99

He stole my coconut oil.

4ever420

He shamed me for eating a cookie

Spartan_1_1_7

refused to give me her batman T-shirt

Shauna2626

She was dancing with other people too often

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted me to quit my career as a Prima Ballerina!

Spnneil06

She thought she was a ballerina. Looked like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura. I was embarrassed.