We broke up because...

katastrophy173 · January 19, 2015 5:07AM

He was a job. I was a hobby.

tibo1783 · January 19, 2015 5:08AM

she didnt like the fact i was saving money using the sink and not flushing (wasting water)

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 5:08AM

She grew senile and inserted her dentures into the WRONG set of lips. PAINFUL!!!!

tibo1783 · January 19, 2015 5:09AM

dude looked too much like wwe undertaker

francesmarieg · January 19, 2015 5:09AM

Sometimes he wore my panties...

tibo1783 · January 19, 2015 5:10AM

my bad, i asked first

francesmarieg · January 19, 2015 5:10AM

Hahahahaha!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 5:11AM

She liked cartoon erotica

tibo1783 · January 19, 2015 5:11AM

and you wore my boxers!! i got shafted here

darkrose20 · January 19, 2015 5:20AM

The stars just didn't align for us.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 5:21AM

She hated that I had better hair than she did

darkrose20 · January 19, 2015 5:22AM

He threw away my smurf slippers.

Muldactus · January 19, 2015 5:23AM

She insisted on wearing smurf slippers.

4ever420 · January 19, 2015 5:23AM

He drank the last of my wine

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 5:24AM

She whistled the theme from THE SMURFS during coitus

slimgirljo15 · January 19, 2015 5:25AM

Hes was a *kitten* *kitten*

Ooops I meant too nice for me

darkrose20 · January 19, 2015 5:29AM

she couldn't stand the smell of coffee.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 5:30AM

her muffin tops became the whole muffin

francesmarieg · January 19, 2015 5:30AM

She drank all of MY coffee : )

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