We broke up because...

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I couldn't keep up

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tibo1783

i still dont know why

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She refused to read any book other than YA lit

khara2012

I was always afraid he was going to walk away...so I did it first.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She was insecure

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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She thought John Coltrane was a baseball player

khara2012

I was never a fan of anything but Texas Rangers baseball, and Nolan Ryan... Mmmm...

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She had a fetish for little people and feathers

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khara2012

He was against my fetishes...

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She liked to fart in elevators and blame ME

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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She used to do this trick with ping pong balls where she shot them from her... you know. At kid's parties

Muldactus

@Paws0412‌ Who said I broke up with her? She's still tied up in my basement.

slimgirljo15

She chose the the guy above over me

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

she broker her hip during foreplay

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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She used to put dots of crazy glue on braille elevator buttons and send the poor blind people to the roof for a laugh

francesmarieg

She had a weird fear of snack cakes... Things just didn't work out...

slimgirljo15

There was no foreplay...wham bam thank you mam

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I coould not handle the whole double vision thing

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slimgirljo15

He broke my hip....no finesse

tibo1783

she never gave me a reason

francesmarieg

He just didn't listen...

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

he played with his nipples in public

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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I asked if she wanted some honey roasted nuts and she lit a fire and pulled out a jar of honey, pulling my shorts down!!!