We broke up because...
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I couldn't keep up0
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i still dont know why1
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She refused to read any book other than YA lit2
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I was always afraid he was going to walk away...so I did it first.0
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She was insecure0
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She thought John Coltrane was a baseball player0
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I was never a fan of anything but Texas Rangers baseball, and Nolan Ryan... Mmmm...1
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She had a fetish for little people and feathers0
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He was against my fetishes...0
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She liked to fart in elevators and blame ME0
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She used to do this trick with ping pong balls where she shot them from her... you know. At kid's parties0
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@Paws0412 Who said I broke up with her? She's still tied up in my basement.0
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She chose the the guy above over me0
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she broker her hip during foreplay2
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She used to put dots of crazy glue on braille elevator buttons and send the poor blind people to the roof for a laugh0
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