We broke up because...

tibo1783 · January 19, 2015 12:53AM

She didn't like the way I cleaned the whipped cream

darylarguelles · January 19, 2015 12:56AM

khara2012 wrote: »

@darylarguelles‌ He always took me out for miniature golf.

She never wanted to play miniature golf with me

khara2012 · January 19, 2015 2:14AM

He always disappeared on me. I think he's really Superman.

Becka4Real · January 19, 2015 2:15AM

She kept talking about her ex... some "super" guy

jaymvita · January 19, 2015 2:17AM

She hoarded all the peaches.

AB4u · January 19, 2015 2:19AM

..he was way out of my league lol

jaymvita · January 19, 2015 2:20AM

AB4u wrote: »

..he was way out of my league lol

You are too kind and obviously deluded. Lol

She wouldn't help me with the baby oil.

Becka4Real · January 19, 2015 3:03AM

I could never get a good grip on him

ThePoeToaster · January 19, 2015 3:04AM

She had better hair than me

assthetikk · January 19, 2015 3:06AM

he had a messy room

jaymvita · January 19, 2015 3:08AM

He hogged all the pre-workout formula

khara2012 · January 19, 2015 3:09AM

It was always such a workout!

jaymvita · January 19, 2015 3:10AM

khara2012 wrote: »

We never slept. A girl's gotta' have her beauty rest.

She fell asleep once.

mooglexo · January 19, 2015 3:11AM

she always hogged the blankets

assthetikk · January 19, 2015 3:13AM

wouldnt put out till the 3rd date

khara2012 · January 19, 2015 3:15AM

He didn't like me hogging all the blankets...

assthetikk · January 19, 2015 3:15AM

she would rather sleep than...

Becka4Real · January 19, 2015 3:17AM

I took a nap ONE time

4ever420 · January 19, 2015 3:17AM

I was much too dirty for him

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