We broke up because...

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:40AM

I couldn't keep up

tibo1783 · January 19, 2015 4:41AM

i still dont know why

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:41AM

She refused to read any book other than YA lit

khara2012 · January 19, 2015 4:41AM

I was always afraid he was going to walk away...so I did it first.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:42AM

She was insecure

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:44AM

She thought John Coltrane was a baseball player

khara2012 · January 19, 2015 4:45AM

I was never a fan of anything but Texas Rangers baseball, and Nolan Ryan... Mmmm...

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:46AM

She had a fetish for little people and feathers

khara2012 · January 19, 2015 4:47AM

He was against my fetishes...

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:47AM

She liked to fart in elevators and blame ME

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:48AM

She used to do this trick with ping pong balls where she shot them from her... you know. At kid's parties

Muldactus · January 19, 2015 4:49AM

@Paws0412‌ Who said I broke up with her? She's still tied up in my basement.

slimgirljo15 · January 19, 2015 4:49AM

She chose the the guy above over me

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:50AM

she broker her hip during foreplay

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · January 19, 2015 4:51AM

She used to put dots of crazy glue on braille elevator buttons and send the poor blind people to the roof for a laugh

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