We broke up because...

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  Didn't like listening to my complaining

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  Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member

  January 2015

  I couldn't handle maximum power.

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  Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  Wouldn't mow the grass even though I bought him a new mower

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  tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member

  January 2015

  Left the Big 12 for the SEC

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  i wanted to lick his abs all the time
  

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  tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  confused my abs with @assthetikk‌ she was obviously cheating

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  assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  wouldnt cuddle me

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  January 2015

  didn't like that I got out of bed straight after

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  jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member

  January 2015

  Didn't want to go for round two so soon.

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  jpaulie Posts: 917 Member

  January 2015

  braided her underarms

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  jasonmh630 wrote: »

  Didn't want to go for round two so soon.

  
  I was on round 6... he just lost count... we argued a lot over his forgetfulness
  
  
  above post: he met and fell in love with the person below me
  

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  Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member

  January 2015

  Was too competitive.

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  Mech9 Posts: 252 Member

  January 2015

  I had to break up with them to fulfill my destiny, to become the very best, like no one ever was... To catch them all, Pokemon.

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  assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  this wasnt good enough for him..wanted me to get below 5% bf

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  JamieAmandaC Posts: 26 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  Wouldn't stop using his abs as an actual washboard.

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  BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  @assthetikk - I didn't want to be known as Mrs. *kitten*

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  tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member

  January 2015

  Put me on a pedestal that i could never possibly live up to

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  SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member

  January 2015

  He always went out with my affairs

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  Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member

  January 2015

  She wanted her mother to move in with us

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  tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  wasnt a very good wingman, keptgetting sent to jail

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  JamieAmandaC Posts: 26 Member

  January 2015

  Was too obsessed with wings. Breast meat is healthier.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  He had a problem with my Prison record!

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  tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member

  January 2015

  kept stealing my car

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  January 2015

  he wouldn't let me whip him

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  MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member

  January 2015

  Her whips were made out of spaghetti

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  DessyDemi Posts: 171 Member

  January 2015

  he would occupy the fridge for days!

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  tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member

  January 2015

  I wasnt her Ken

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

  January 2015

  She didn't like my pale skin!

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  KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member

  January 2015

  She said I was too young

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  tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member

  January 2015

  kept calling me a She... im not coming back to you any more

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