Vagina facial

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Noogynoogs
Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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Has anyone had one? They are the next big thing lol
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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    edited January 2015
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    In just so I can work out what you are on about.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    I love how you presume we can just discuss with no explanation...
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    I am watching tv and the new thing is steaming your bits and putting vitamin e. coconut oil and honey and egg on, to smooth out the skin. Lol
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    See, that's not what I presumed. At all.
  • Raykels
    Raykels Posts: 123 Member
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    Nor me.

    Umn,well no I havent gone that far lol. Derma rolling though....*blushes*
  • 3shirts
    3shirts Posts: 294 Member
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    Why? They don't call it 'bumping uglies' for nothing.

    I'd like to think you aren't using it to attract anyone. By the time they see it, they really ought to already be fairly interested and I've certainly never seen one that put me off.

    "Wow, I'm about to have sex with this beautiful creature, we're really into each other and... woah, that needs to be fractionally smoother. Forget it"
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Stuff all that. Mine is smooth as a babies bum.
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Why bother with something you can't see lol
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Mockcoc I am som jealous mines like sandpaper lol
  • katharynrg34
    katharynrg34 Posts: 1
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    Haha this is hilarious!!!
  • Melissa90xo
    Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member
    edited January 2015
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    3shirts wrote: »
    Why? They don't call it 'bumping uglies' for nothing.

    I'd like to think you aren't using it to attract anyone. By the time they see it, they really ought to already be fairly interested and I've certainly never seen one that put me off.

    "Wow, I'm about to have sex with this beautiful creature, we're really into each other and... woah, that needs to be fractionally smoother. Forget it"

    My coffee just came out of my nose reading this! :joy: HAHA
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Noogynoogs wrote: »
    Mockcoc I am som jealous mines like sandpaper lol

    Find a good person to wax you.

  • Silentfool
    Silentfool Posts: 189 Member
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    LOL can I get gitft card for my wife on her Birthday? How well would that present go down?
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    Ibtl
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Don't fancy taking a facial steamer to that region lol
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    It's official name Is the vagacial !
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    Noogynoogs wrote: »
    Don't fancy taking a facial steamer to that region lol
    Oh. I was visualizing it the other way around. My bad.
  • Skyz4dayz
    Skyz4dayz Posts: 34 Member
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    I'd be down….your lady parts can never be in too good of shape…Just sayin'
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    mockchoc wrote: »
    I'm up for the egg, honey and coconut oil but someone better be eating it since I don't believe in wasting good food. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. lol

    ROFL!
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