We broke up because...
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We broke up because the make up sex is always fantastic.0
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He insisted I wasn't allowed to wear any clothes inside the house, but still made me answer the door. Scared off the girl scouts and I really wanted some thin mints!0
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She wanted to dress like a nun and I was getting none0
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He wanted me to dress like a Girl Scout and bring him Girl Scout cookies to his bedroom door.0
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She wouldn't let me eat cookies in bed.0
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I didn't mind the cookies, but the milk stains on the sheets were TOO much!0
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She thought they were milk stains and got mad at me.0
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He was too cool for me0
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She was too hot for me
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She was always hot, wanted the ac down at 60! I was freezing my butt off!0
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she wanted to kill me so we could be together in another life0
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He became paranoid. Hid all the knives and chemicals. I only said "I hope we are together in the next life"0
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He tried to kill me in the bedroom from so much sex.0
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She thought once was too much . . .0
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She broke up with me...you'll have to ask her why!0
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I felt like she never saw ME! Only assthetik her ex!0
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He couldn't do it right the first time so I gave up0
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WowZa! There were no holds barred, and I need holds.0
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She always put the hat before me.0
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She kept trying to get between me and my hat.0
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