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We broke up because...
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she spooned my NUTELLA!... absolutely unacceptable on so many levels!!
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We broke up because the make up sex is always fantastic.0
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He insisted I wasn't allowed to wear any clothes inside the house, but still made me answer the door. Scared off the girl scouts and I really wanted some thin mints!0
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She wanted to dress like a nun and I was getting none0
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He wanted me to dress like a Girl Scout and bring him Girl Scout cookies to his bedroom door.0
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She wouldn't let me eat cookies in bed.0
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I didn't mind the cookies, but the milk stains on the sheets were TOO much!0
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She thought they were milk stains and got mad at me.0
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He was too cool for me0
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She was too hot for me
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She was always hot, wanted the ac down at 60! I was freezing my butt off!0
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she wanted to kill me so we could be together in another life0
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He became paranoid. Hid all the knives and chemicals. I only said "I hope we are together in the next life"0
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He tried to kill me in the bedroom from so much sex.0
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She thought once was too much . . .0
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She broke up with me...you'll have to ask her why!0
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I felt like she never saw ME! Only assthetik her ex!0
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He couldn't do it right the first time so I gave up0
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WowZa! There were no holds barred, and I need holds.0
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She always put the hat before me.0
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She kept trying to get between me and my hat.0
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I just wanted to wear the hat once...offered to wear it naked but he refused.0
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forgot to place a sock on the door and we were caught red handed..i mean white handed0
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We were caught in the act...by his other girlfriend.0
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We had a suicide pact: but I chickened out0
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she was suicidal.0
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She decided to leave the harem.0
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He didn't think there was enough to go around0
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She wanted sex before marriage, It was unacceptable. I am not an object.0
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He ran around naked all the time, showing off his body, but when it came time for naughty time, he dressed head to toe. sigh.0
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