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We broke up because...
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he had better hair than me and i got jealous0
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i always beat him at arm wrestling0
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She beat up my boh frand0
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emasculated me on a daily basis..my sperm count dropped to half0
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He was too intimidated by my hotness...
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Kept mistaking me for @assthetikk
My guns are waaaay bigger0 -
@sweetsluv we broke up?0
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she refused to put cheese on the pasta bake. who likes a cheeseless pasta bake?!0
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She insisted I sing "The Lady In Red" every time she entered the room0
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Because she got all the attention0
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Her career as a professional bikini model got in the way of our relationship0
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He outran me0
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was saving herself for marriage...i couldnt bear the torture0
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She was too obsessive0
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I wasn't active enough!0
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much more athletic than i was, i could not keep up0
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Always pondering about the meaning of life0
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He would not get another tattoo0
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she left me in the dust0
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He took too many selfies0
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i wanted to wear his hats all the time0
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She looked so much cuter in dresses than me and I got jealous.0
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She expected a horse... And I'm more of a Shetland pony.0 -
because she gets jealousover the smallest thing0
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He wouldn't tell me who this woman in his picture is0
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Too happy0
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I was just a rebound.0
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Because she was dating someone else too.0
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I don't know, she won't tell me.0
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she finally changed her pic and caught me ofguard0
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