We broke up because...

kershaann · January 2015

You said you wanted to try something new

khilton89 · January 2015

I actually LOLed for that

kershaann · January 2015

Haha Good

assthetikk · January 2015

we fought over whose tatts were better

pipsqueak1990 · January 2015

I hid my tats it was always a competition

assthetikk · January 2015

she had no friends and relied on me to entertain her all day

kershaann · January 2015

He would get mad when I twisted his nipples

Sinistrous · January 2015

They found my twinkie stash

kershaann · January 2015

And wouldn't share the twinkies

Sinistrous · January 2015

Made me run a 5k for one twinkie, then denied it once I'd finished :(

pipsqueak1990 · January 2015

I didnt like twinkies so it was never going to work

assthetikk · January 2015

i told her i preferred playboy bunnies

kershaann · January 2015

I wasn't a playboy bunny

Sinistrous · January 2015

Shaved my tail because it had too much "bounce"

khilton89 · January 2015

Bestiality isn't legal in this state

awinner_au · January 2015

I took up carrot farming.

kershaann · January 2015

Stayed on that side of the pool all day

47Jacqueline · January 2015

He was too naive

assthetikk · January 2015

kershaann wrote: »

Stayed on that side of the pool all day

took my swim trunks off in the pool and ran away with them

kershaann · January 2015

Good thing you are not shy

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