We broke up because...
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She was obviously in Love with Ella ;p0
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You caught me using your favourite red lipstick
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I caught him trying on my panties
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It looked better on him than on me! 0
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
there is no way on hells earth I am cuter than you!!! your so pretty! I'm quite jealous! 
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determined_ella wrote: »Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: » there is no way on hells earth I am cuter than you!!! your so pretty! I'm quite jealous!
post above: they wouldn't let me in the kitchen 0_o
Psshhh
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"Psshhh" was the only thing she would ever say!0
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She hated when I said psshhh0
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I only ever saw her breasts!0
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She looked better in that green dress than me!
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He kept trying on my green dress0
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He not only wears my lipstick but wears my dresses too!0
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She was never satisfied.0
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She wouldn't ever let me borrow her jewelry0
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She was always slinging her guns! I ended up with a black eye once! ;p0
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she took me for a ride... on a horse.... I fell off...... she laughed
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wouldnt have sex with me when i told her i was hung like a horse...said it brought back bad memories0
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Bad Memories! ;p0
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She couldn't remember me0
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she wouldn't let me eat cake 0
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