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We broke up because...
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She was into some weird *kitten* with a donkey0
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He could never compare to a donkey!!0
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She wouldn't let me tap that a**0
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She wouldn't dance in my shower0
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She always had her hands on my *kitten*!0
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She wouldn't let anyone touch her *kitten*0
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I wanted him to ... but he kept saying he wouldnt0
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I was afraid I would wake up0
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He was always asleep
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Just couldnt look me in the eyes!0
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Wouldn't wear a wizard hat in bed.0
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our selfies were too alike0
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had a different selfie for every part of his body but would not showme the rest...0
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She borrowed my reading glasses and never returned them.0
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Swore my glasses were theirs but they were mine!0
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She never showed-up for the wedding, and kept all the rings and money.0
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Kept me locked in the basement.... And no not in a S And M way0
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found 2 black guys in her basement0
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I could never find her!!
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He was an undercover superhero. Never there when you need him.
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his *kitten* was bigger than mine!! ( CAT CAT........)0
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She always wore stripes!0
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She was way too fabulous for me!0
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Tired me out with her work outs :P0
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He got tired after three Jumping Jacks I need someone with more stamina than that!
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She couldn't keep up
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HE couldn't keep up !0
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