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We broke up because...
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rearranged my sewing patterns0
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Looked better in red than me0
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She wouldn't let me have all the Cadbury Eggs0
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I melted every time I saw her cute face!
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He thought he was dating a princess instead of the evil stepsister
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say I could watch her sleep0
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He wont surf with me0
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0_o eww
he could get them with his tongue
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She made my heart beat too fast!
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kept stealing the blankets0
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he gave me a single duvet so that I couldn't steal his!0
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It was a culture clash0
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She stole my red dress!
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The red dress was actually mine...0
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she left in the middle of the orgy for a quickie from the person below : (0
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Lol! Close
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I found her browser history and got real scared0
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Pulls hair0
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his muscle are to big0
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Long distance thing didn't work out, what with being 92,960,000 miles away0
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He lived on the moon0
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she was watching the man on the moon ... I got jealous..0
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She kept stealing my boxer shorts0
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well....they felt good on my skin! 
because he woke me up from my heavenly dream0 -
Questioned the quality of Ghostbusters. That was the end of that.0
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He sniffs dog azz0
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Wore his GhostbusterS outfit errrrwhere.0
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because she liked dressing up
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tabata_king wrote: »He sniffs dog azz
He told me my arms were puny0
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