We broke up because...
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She kept demanding I look into her eyes while I was driving, it was dangerous0
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Wouldnt let me look at her body0
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@Paws0412 Looking away from the rest was just too hard!0
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wouldnt let me look at his body below the waist...lol0
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wouldn't spoon0
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Obsessed with silverware0
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way too chipper for me in the mornings...
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I thought he meant something different, thought spoons was a game!0
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she ignored me too much!0
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She considered playing spoons being "musical"0
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He wanted to write a musical called Spoons.0
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She required constant attention. I just want to pee in peace!0
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Wait, when did we break up?0
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He liked donkeys better than me0
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He wouldn't stopping peeing all over the house, even after I rubbed his nose in it0
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blamed me for his obsessions
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She kept referring to my kids as "donkeys"0
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She used ***king profanity all the ***king time0
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