We broke up because...

19juanita72 · January 2015

I was being influenced by others..

stayfit_ria · January 2015

She listened to others more than me.

Stoshew71 · January 2015

She kept leaving hair in the shower drain.

MathDonkey · January 2015

She never spoke loud enough

19juanita72 · January 2015

I liked to whisper in his ear

MathDonkey · January 2015

My ears were too ticklish for her

19juanita72 · January 2015

My lips were too soft for him

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2015

He always wanted me to tickle his Donkey's ears!

19juanita72 · January 2015

She said I had ears like a donkey

JenNicole11 · January 2015

she tried to pin the tail on the donkey and missed one too many times.

MathDonkey · January 2015

She thought it was possible to have lips that were TOO soft

AgentOrangeJuice · January 2015

Insists D.B. Sweeney's performance in The Cutting Edge should have netted him an Oscar.

SwitzEngine · January 2015

she crashed my car

MathDonkey · January 2015

She hurt my donkeys butt!!!

nlittle1011 · January 2015

He wore too much red

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2015

She hated Red and I was all about red!

MathDonkey · January 2015

She didn't like my gifts

19juanita72 · January 2015

I loved his gifts...

19juanita72 · January 2015

But he hated mine

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2015

She always bought gifts for Math but not me!

Lisuuhhh · January 2015

Long distance just wasn't working for us...haha

MathDonkey · January 2015

She always got me gifts that were really just for herself $:\$

SwitzEngine · January 2015

I was not the only one

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2015

He only gave me a fraction! ;p

19juanita72 · January 2015

He told me he was hung like a donkey. I whispered in his ear , we ended up in the bedroom with my soft lips and then he pulled some crazy stuff on me and I wasn't into that. Lol

JenNicole11 · January 2015

i kept having to bail her out of jail.

19juanita72 · January 2015

She had me arrested for talking to a donkey

RunTimer · January 2015

I wouldn't join cult

LovingLifeInCalifornia · January 2015

She was mad that I kept getting arrested.

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2015

She wasn't allowed conjugal visits!

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