We broke up because...
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I would never break up with all that sexiness
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she kept me awake at nights0
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She considered anything before 1pm morning.0
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She had no get up and go.0
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Because she kept me up all night doing the Sexy!0
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It was Hey, honey, are you in the mood all the time.0
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We were never actually dating... she just kept pulling the "leave behind" trick as an excuse to keep seeing me.0
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Stole my socks and somehow connected them into undies, tried to make me wear them as hats..0
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she didn't like my sock hats0
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Because he wore them all the time and not on his head!
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She has a thing about putting things on my head.0
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She wouldn't let me put things on her head.0
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She took more selfies than me
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Spam for breakfast, spam for lunch, spam for dinner. Enough said..0
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He spend more time fishing instead cuddle0
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She doesn't like to cuddle on the beach0
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Didn't understand my foreign accent... Yo siempre hablaba en espanol. 0
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He likes getting sand in his pants0
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He didn't like getting dirty0
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He wanted me to put sand in his sandwich. Just weird.0
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There was just too much ... friction ...between us0
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She always want to eat sandwiches0
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She nags be about my diet0
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He's obsessed with his diet0
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Beastie didn't have the meaning most of us associate with it0
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She never wanted to go dancing...all those salsa lessons wasted.0
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Yes I Did!!!0
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She was obsessed with making salsa0
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