We broke up because...

msh0612 · January 2015

LOL

he didn't jump fast enough

Oops_Myhaloslipped · January 2015

TrailBlazerMN wrote: »

She could only go two rounds

Oh honey,if you only knew

TrailBlazerMN · January 2015

@Oops_myhaloslipped exactly...if you only knew

msh0612 · January 2015

we all know lol

TrailBlazerMN · January 2015

@msh0612 lol how did that secret get out?

emilee974 · January 2015

He loved his car more than me... He would marry it if it was possible

Misshodge64 · January 2015

I don't have FACEBOOK

Darkhawk1969 · January 2015

i couldn't compete with her

elephant2mouse · January 2015

He was too conceited

TrailBlazerMN · January 2015

@baconboobies‌ I always had to initiate and be on top

emilee974 · January 2015

I didn't want a man who spent more time in the bathroom than I do

Darkhawk1969 · January 2015

baconboobies wrote: »

He was too conceited

She refused to get to know me

vaidd · January 2015

elephant2mouse · January 2015

I didn't look good enough in red for him.

emilee974 · January 2015

She always said she was not good enough... I wanted her to be more self confident!

abtronic1 · January 2015

SojournerThirteen · January 2015

@emilee974 she took a chainsaw to my Dodge Ram Bighorn

emilee974 · January 2015

@SojournerThirteen‌ It was just a misunderstanding. I thought you told you wanted an open-top car.

elephant2mouse · January 2015

She was too funny, I was constantly peeing my pants laughing.

TrailBlazerMN · January 2015

@baconboobies‌ I JIMPed every time she looked at me

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