We broke up because...
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@TrailBlazerMN eyyyo
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TrailBlazerMN wrote: »@baconboobies I JIMPed every time she looked at me
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She found out that my *(#(! wasn't really made of bacon so she left me0
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He liked bacon more than me so I left him.0
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She didn't love me!
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She only wanted me on Mondays and Thursday and every other Sunday. I needed more.0
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@stayfit_ria she only wanted me once a day, seven days a week.0
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He was a nympho... I couldn't walk anymore!0
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She was a prude. I tried to reform her but she wouldn't have it. 0
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@baconboobies lol oh if you only knew...0
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Did it just get hot in here?0
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@baconboobies Yes, it did
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I liked it hot but he only indulged me half the time.0
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I was too vanilla for her.0
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i indulged her all the time and she couldn't handle it...0
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She never paid attention to me!0
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she ate my bacon and got the silent treatment0
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She was too silent during sexy times.0
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA she gagged me EVERY time!0
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She used my leggings as restraints0
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She revealed all my secrets. Shhh stop it already.0
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I also revealed all her secrets but I revealed them to my two cats only... So she broke up =(0
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She was becoming a crazy cat lady0
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@emilee974 because i couldn't speak French.0
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Because he couldn't speak French.0
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stayfit_ria wrote: »Because he couldn't speak French.
I really should have studied harder at school
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Because he lacked ambition. He really should have studied harder in school. 0
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She put too much pressure on me0
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