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  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    I just asked for a 30 minute nap break so I had energy to keep going!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She would come spend her 30 minute nap break with me, then blamed me when he boyfriend wondered why she was still tired...got tired of being the side piece.
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    I'm more than just a piece of meat!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Didn't want to share his "meat" with me.
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    He thought I was objectifying him... I just liked to take charge!
  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
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    wanted to take charge all the time
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    Hard to juggle 3 women, someone had to go!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    edited January 2015
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    Wouldn't stop running up credit card bills
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He drinks cat pee.
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    Her house smelled like cat pee.
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    edited January 2015
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    She tricks me into drinking cat pee
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    She wanted to make someone drink cat pee. Poor *kitten*!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I didn't say drink my cat pee but it had something to do with a kitty, he refused!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    edited January 2015
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    She had dreams and thought they were real, and held them against me
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    She didn't like that I disappeared when I had to commute between jobs...
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
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    Sh me didn't realize that her only job should be makin me a sammich!
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
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    I was only making him a sandwich ... only ...
  • emilee974
    emilee974 Posts: 265 Member
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    She lost so much weight, I was jealous.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
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    I couldnt hang because I had work to do... :( she just moved on and never looked back.

    bye guys.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she always wanted to do it listening to New Kids on the Block

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