We broke up because...
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He loved his dog more than me0
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She loved goldfish crackers more than me0
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sw33tp3a11 wrote: »She loved goldfish crackers more than me
I caught her eating my pet goldfish.0 -
sw33tp3a11 wrote: »She loved goldfish crackers more than me
I caught her eating my pet goldfish.
Did I fry it or baked it?
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She didn't know how to properly cook fish.0
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other than running always wore a moomoo0
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Didn't like the junk shots I sent their family0
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All she wanted to talk about was nudes.0
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She had a mad crush on Mr. T0
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Mr. T sweet talked me and won me over0
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Her hair was always getting in my face!0
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he wouldn't tell me how to fly without a cape. <<< for jrline
for jdayvolt >>> he was just too rough for me0 -
kept biting toenails0
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Always jumped into bed like his profile pic0
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it is fun to jump in bed
she only wanted missionary with the lights off0 -
I didn't have that junk in the trunk that they needed and craved0
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She didn't have that junk in the trunk..0
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She refused to wear the jeans with padding I bought her to give her some curves0
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She refused to take off her jeans0
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he was a nudist my family couldnt handle family dinners0
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She had too many other lovers!0
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kept making excuses for the patriots cheating0
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He wouldn't let me have other lovers!0
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Her stare (she never blinks!)0
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She wasn't faithful.0
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I told her as long as I was one of them I didn't care but she still kicked me to the curb!0
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He wanted to use the curb...0
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she showed her boobs everywhere for discounts0
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