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We broke up because...
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He wouldn't help me breastfeed the babies!0
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She didn't have a grasp on human biology0
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She couldn't understand why men can't breast feed.0
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He was always paraphrasing me so dumb people could understand what I said0
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He called me Dumb and I had to kick his *kitten*!!!0
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She always was trying to kick my *kitten*0
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I was too violent for her0
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He would kick me like a donkey!0
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She kicked like a donkey.
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She didn't understand my acts of Endearment!0
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She skipped over me.0
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He pouted too much.0
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He was crazy, I didnt even know how to skip!0
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She refused to learn how to do things I liked0
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You know why.0
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She always expected me to know what she was thinking!0
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I never knew what she was thinking.0
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She never wore a shirt.0
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She didn't even have any super powers0
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Because I was Wonder Woman not Super Woman!0
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She never gave me rides in her invisible jet0
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When she means wonder, she would ask me all kind of questions.0
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MathDonkey wrote: »She never gave me rides in her invisible jet
I kept telling him to get in and he took it the wrong way...0 -
She always his things from me0
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I did you just didnt see it!0
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She didn't like secrets.0
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she had pet bats she let fly around the house0
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He was too random for me.0
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She was stuck in a rut!
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