Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • sssgilber
    sssgilber Posts: 90 Member
    Some diet truths to live by:

    If you eat something fattening with something healthy of the same color, the second cancels the first; i.e. circus peanuts with carrots or a green frosted cupcake with broccoli or pepperoni pizza with an apple.

    The calories have fallen out of broken cookies.

    Anything eaten with diet pop has zero calories.

    Anything eaten in a good cause has zero calories. Hello GS cookies.

    Anything bought on sale after its special day has zero calories. Cadbury eggs after Easter, chocolate covered marshmallow hearts after Valentine's Day, kid size candy bars after Halloween. Negative calories if you're at WalMart at midnight ready to stock up as soon as the 50% off sign is posted.

  • mfletcher2013
    mfletcher2013 Posts: 8 Member
    I can eat as much as my husband, who is 100 pds heavier than me and 5 inches taller than me. When we get finished with dinner and he says he is full.... I think, I could go for a second plate. *sigh* still working on portion control :)
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Hearts_2015 wrote: »
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    shifterbrainz wrote: »
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    Also, my confession is that while I laugh at the "sugar addiction" threads, I too am addicted. I typically snort the easier stuff like powdered sugar or dextrose. But when I am desperate I have been known to reach the depths of snorting pixie stix. Once I even did some stevia. Never again.

    I am not ashamed.

    Then when you log your booogars, aren't you logging the cals twice? :s

    Confession #2: I don't log my booger ingestion.

    I'm sorry but I have to be honest here... I'm feeling a bit judgmental here on Confession #2. :anguished:

    Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it.
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    I sometimes sit on a yoga ball and bounce up and down to get more steps. It's not *really* cheating because it takes quite a bit of movement up and down to get the Fitbit to read it as a step. It's pretty good for the abs and upper legs.

    This is amazing. I want to be you.

  • karyabc
    karyabc Posts: 830 Member
    :( jealousy confession !! i still can forget about the lady that wrote a post not so long ago and she said she spend $300/weekly :'( i just i just wishhhh
  • assateaguegirl
    assateaguegirl Posts: 22
    I am as addicted to Diet Coke as others are to nicotine and other substances. It's bad. I keep going on and off the wagon.
  • karyabc
    karyabc Posts: 830 Member
    another jealousy confession! i seriously envy my Americans people here, you get so much food variety (*) , like greek yogurt? almond milk? blueberrys? eggwhites ready to go? ,etc yeahhh nooo that is pure lux where i live and who the hell is trader's joe hahahahhaaha i swear when i go back to the US i'm going to try many things that people post here
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
    karyabc wrote: »
    :( jealousy confession !! i still can forget about the lady that wrote a post not so long ago and she said she spend $300/weekly :'( i just i just wishhhh

    on what? Her groceries weekly? I don't think I saw the post..
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
    karyabc wrote: »
    another jealousy confession! i seriously envy my Americans people here, you get so much food variety (*) , like greek yogurt? almond milk? blueberrys? eggwhites ready to go? ,etc yeahhh nooo that is pure lux where i live and who the hell is trader's joe hahahahhaaha i swear when i go back to the US i'm going to try many things that people post here

    This is how I felt for years on here regarding Trader Joe's... then finally our area was on the list of Cities to get a TJ's next. I'd hear all the cool things ppl would find at Trader Joe's and the great prices, variety etc. Then it opened and I've loved going and meeting everyone that works there and all the fun things they sell. Haven't been to Aldi's yet and have hoped we'd get one of those.. we just did.

    But you all have the good Cadbury Chocolate.. we have the American version..the bad Cadbury..fake stuff. lol
  • karyabc
    karyabc Posts: 830 Member
    Hearts_2015 wrote: »
    karyabc wrote: »
    another jealousy confession! i seriously envy my Americans people here, you get so much food variety (*) , like greek yogurt? almond milk? blueberrys? eggwhites ready to go? ,etc yeahhh nooo that is pure lux where i live and who the hell is trader's joe hahahahhaaha i swear when i go back to the US i'm going to try many things that people post here

    This is how I felt for years on here regarding Trader Joe's... then finally our area was on the list of Cities to get a TJ's next. I'd hear all the cool things ppl would find at Trader Joe's and the great prices, variety etc. Then it opened and I've loved going and meeting everyone that works there and all the fun things they sell. Haven't been to Aldi's yet and have hoped we'd get one of those.. we just did.

    But you all have the good Cadbury Chocolate.. we have the American version..the bad Cadbury..fake stuff. lol

    oh yes of course Aldi! hahahahaha that's also in my to do/go list when i visit the US B) . congrats on your win Aldi + Tj's = too much awesomeness
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Hearts_2015 wrote: »
    This is how I felt for years on here regarding Trader Joe's... then finally our area was on the list of Cities to get a TJ's next. I'd hear all the cool things ppl would find at Trader Joe's and the great prices, variety etc. Then it opened and I've loved going and meeting everyone that works there and all the fun things they sell. Haven't been to Aldi's yet and have hoped we'd get one of those.. we just did.

    But you all have the good Cadbury Chocolate.. we have the American version..the bad Cadbury..fake stuff. lol

    Trader Joe's rocks!
  • karyabc
    karyabc Posts: 830 Member
    Hearts_2015 wrote: »
    karyabc wrote: »
    :( jealousy confession !! i still can forget about the lady that wrote a post not so long ago and she said she spend $300/weekly :'( i just i just wishhhh

    on what? Her groceries weekly? I don't think I saw the post..

    and yes on her groceries ! and that's pretty much my monthly budget for my family
  • NightShiftMedic
    NightShiftMedic Posts: 59 Member
    I binge on things like peanuts, peanut butter, cashews, etc when I'm stressed. I'm gradually breaking the habit but it's hard, particularly because my job is stressful and my personal life is as well (for now anyway). Right now no jar of peanut butter is safe!
  • kimmyjojo2000
    kimmyjojo2000 Posts: 3 Member
    If there are cookies or sweets left over at work, I have to spray them with a cleaner like Pledge before I throw them away because I WILL dig them out of the garbage later if I don't. :\
  • girlviernes
    girlviernes Posts: 2,402 Member
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    Lose/loose no longer bugs me. I just like to visualize the fat being released, loose the Kraken style.

    I picture a yellow bird on a string getting loose and flying away in the sunshine. The yellow bird of fatness?

    Ahahaha, I will never forget this.

    I have had the loose the kraken type imagery before.

  • schelly81
    schelly81 Posts: 161 Member
    Confession: I developed an allergy to peanuts about a year ago. Sometimes I fantasize about eating a snickers bar or a box of reese's pieces and taking a Benadryl immediately after, or even using my epi-pen if I get the bad reaction I've been warned is coming. I haven't done it for obvious reasons but I miss peanut butter so much. Chocolate dipped in wowbutter just isn't the same.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I wear the same stinky workout clothes for several days without washing. Ewww gross, I know. Always change my socks though lol

    I have no confession, but I think you are brave!

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  • exlibrissilvio
    exlibrissilvio Posts: 69 Member
    I'm attracted to Kirstie Alley.
  • Angiefit4life
    Angiefit4life Posts: 210 Member
    I started this lifestyle change a few months back because of future picture! My husband is getting promoted to MSGT (Air Force) in April and I was not going to let my family see pics of me on Facebook. Now I am more motivated to stay healthy way past April:)
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    girlviernes wrote: »
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    Lose/loose no longer bugs me. I just like to visualize the fat being released, loose the Kraken style.

    I picture a yellow bird on a string getting loose and flying away in the sunshine. The yellow bird of fatness?

    Ahahaha, I will never forget this.

    I have had the loose the kraken type imagery before.

    I admit it. When people use loose, I judge hard.
    Oh eff it. I'm judging away anyway, anyhow, anyday.
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
    I sometimes Fart and blame it on the dogs
  • tfire77
    tfire77 Posts: 29 Member
    I don't feel like my workouts have any power until I get my headband on and if its a turbofire workout my gloves then I am a machine. Without them I am a wuss.
  • karyabc
    karyabc Posts: 830 Member
    :D this is the funniest post ever LMAO! already spill my coffee reading some of this
  • amusedmonkey
    amusedmonkey Posts: 10,330 Member
    I have hardly lost any weight since the holidays, it's been the same 5 on and off.
  • amandarunning
    amandarunning Posts: 306 Member
    edited February 2015
    BEST THREAD EVER...

    So for me the lose/loose is right up there with fingernails dragged across a blackboard! I work out twice a day and wear the same workout kit for both sessions - then they go in the wash. I may have farted and blamed Max...he has odourless farts though so I don't get away with it. I like wine after a salty snack or cheese but never want a full glass so always slurp it straight from the bottle in the fridge and never log it...
  • lemonlionheart
    lemonlionheart Posts: 580 Member
    I often post on here, and always try to give people the best advice based on scientific evidence, what I know to be true, and what is reasonable and healthy.

    I don't always follow this advice.
  • 10ecmuscle
    10ecmuscle Posts: 121 Member
    Nothing to do with fitness, but I think of sex or porn. Way way too much. There now I admitted it.
  • Jailo05
    Jailo05 Posts: 3 Member
    Dang Girl Scout cookies! I almost ate an entire box in one day.
  • eeelizabeth2012
    eeelizabeth2012 Posts: 132 Member
    I went 2500 calories over my limit yesterday due to Superbowl. I had planned to eat "bad" anyway though. I just did not realize it was THAT bad when I logged it.
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    I would rather have Wey Protein than fruit because it comes in chocolate flavour lol

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