We broke up because...
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It wasn't even a Secret! I told everybody!
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Without Victoria's Secret, she wore the girls tucked into her belt.
(That may be over the line, sorry)0 -
He was obsessed with Victoria's Secret0
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She kept telling me her "girls" were more amazing than mine....0
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She wild never wear her glasses0
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He was wild...always wore his glasses!0
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Too happy all the time0
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Would call me mean names just so I would not be happy all of the time!
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She wouldn't let me fart around her.0
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He farted every 5 minutes!!!!0
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She fed me beans all of the time!0
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She always hid in the basement0
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I wasn't hiding, he had me chained up!
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He didn't like my playroom.
@devilboy...FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I wasn't hiding, he had me chained up!
She was always chained up, so she couldn't come out to play.
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She always gave me that little grin then pulled out the chains...0
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He wouldn't make me breakfast0
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she ate my bacon0
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He never spent enough time in the "basement"0
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it was scary down there0
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