We broke up because...
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            Didn't like my romantic set up for him0
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            Didn't realise I'm a female after 5 years together0
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            Because I found out she was a female0
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            She switched teams0
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            She likes what I like0
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            She has a fetish for priests in diapers0
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            But she didn't like what I liked0
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            Was too dervish for me : 0
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            She wasn't paying attention to me during my striptease0
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            he watched too much magic mike.0
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            Recorded her queefs and put them as ringtone on my phone0
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            He had some other chicks queefs as his ringtone. Rather awkward when he got a call while at dinner with my parents0
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            Refused to take his shirt off. @aesthetikk0
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            I hated her personal style.0
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            Always brought weights everywhere on her purse0
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            she thought cheeto-fingers were sexy for foreplay0
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            Didn't like my Doritos breath.0
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            Always laughed when I ate my cheetos0
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            took his cat with us on all our dates0
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            Thought my chest Hair was a cat?0
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            Couldn't handle me opening jars for him when he couldn't0
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            She had a bigger pair than me0
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            Said I played with her boobs too much0
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            Didn't like how he played with my boobs, too rough0
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            She wouldn't shave my chest0
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            I had bigger boobs than her0
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            Thought I was a women and loved playing with my puffy nipples0
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            He wouldn't shave his cat0
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            She was jealous of my imaginary friend0
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