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We broke up because...
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deviboy1592 wrote: »Burnt her book
you had it coming. you dont mess with 50.0 -
Cried after sex0
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Said she only gave bjs on 29th Feb0
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Laughed after sex0
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he had a small.......nose0
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She would tickle my feet when I was sleeping0
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I was washing them....they constantly smelled like fritos0
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She wouldn't brush her teeth after eat fritos0
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@stayfit_ria Would make me brush and floss before letting me go down on her...are you kidding me? ???0
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aesthetikk wrote: »Would make me brush and floss before letting me go down on her...are you kidding me? ???
I like a minty sensation, what can I say
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aesthetikk wrote: »Would make me brush and floss before letting me go down on her...are you kidding me? ???
I like a minty sensation, what can I say
They have oils for that, too. I'll bring them when I come for my show.
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Would go have shows with others and leave me behind0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »aesthetikk wrote: »Would make me brush and floss before letting me go down on her...are you kidding me? ???
I like a minty sensation, what can I say
They have oils for that, too. I'll bring them when I come for my show.
ooh, I thought you already came?
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Coming once is never enough. 0
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Can say that again!0
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She wore me out with all the ......0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Coming once is never enough.
preach!0 -
Too much proselytizing.0
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Used too many big words0
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Didn't appreciate a high degree of pontification0
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constantly slipping me rufies...but only so I'd fall asleep and leave him alone to watch tv0
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Because she invited some not so nice people to my strip tease show0
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He wore green shirts0
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He used up all the oils!0
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Kept flexing his arms while I was watching tv0
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Had bigger pecs than mine0
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Kept wanting more oil and i kept falling off0
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She best me in hockey0
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Ran when I pulled out the beads0
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Sat in the wrong spot and always fell off0
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