We broke up because...
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She left me because I wouldn't allow three extras in our bed!0
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Sent me selfies of someone else as their nudes. I KNOW THERE'S NO INK AT YOUR INNER THIGH REGION!!!0
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She is actually a closet "redheaded" soul stealer
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I caught him in my closet trying to steal things which shall remain unnamed!
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She couldn't deal with the fact that all I ever wanted in life was a satchel.0
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She had secret stashes of scary items in her closet.0
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Has watched Tangled too many times0
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He didn't watch anime porn0
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wasn't satisfied with just me!0
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I cried after sex0
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she was easily satisfied0
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Couldn't be serious0
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she was way to serious .. no sense of humor0
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I laughed my panties off with him too much0
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always wanted to "borrow" my panties0
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She caught me masterbating in her panties to a picture of a corn field?0
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No Wonder he always wanted corn flakes, pop corn, corn on the cob, creamed corn, etc., etc., !!!0
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Saying creamed was all it took for anyone to get her to hop in the sack0
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I like to talk and his actions rendered me speechless more often than not.
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She was all talk0
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He never let me get a word in.0
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Kept thinking I was a female0
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She removed me from her MFP friends0
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Had dreams of selena Gomez0
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She said I reminded her of brad Pitt and she's more of a Tom cruise girl0
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We broke up? What is she doing in my bed? Sneaky!0
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She just wanted to talk about Selena Gomez0
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