We broke up because...
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she left me for tiger woods0
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She never gave golf a chance0
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He never let go of he golf club, nor the turkey.0
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Playing with my club meant getting better for her and she was jealous0
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He was jealous I was better at licking ice cream than he was0
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She found my granny panties0
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she stole my granny panties0
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She never wanted to use her ice cream licking skills on my ice cream sandwich:(0
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he licked my like an ice cream sandwich0
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He found your ice cream sandwiched between granny panties..!0
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He licked me like a lollipop. And I prefer to be licked like a Popsicle on a hot 4th of July0
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He was too picky about things to lick0
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She didn't like my texas tornado signature move when it came to licking0
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Ewwww0
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he said ew lol0
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LOL! He couldn't eat his broccoli0
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all she are was broccoli0
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He was never satisfied with his selfies.0
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she was better at selfies than i was0
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